/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Story time
>be me
>first ona have to be Venus Real Soft!!
>order it from amazon because the other alternative was otona-sekai and the difference of price was just 10€
>it can't be that bad
>package arrives on day 11, so far so good
>someone rings the bell
>I'm getting dressed because I have to go so I ignore it completely
>mom goes to the door and answers it
>she starts screaming
>she starts screaming MY NAME
>oh shit maybe the package arrived early
>I rush to the entrance of my house like I'm white Ussain Bolt
>Look anon, this man is an old friend of mine, we did theater together years ago
>I can't hear anymore I just look at the package and see that it doesn't have ADULT TOY written all over it
>get it while my hands are shaking
>my mom presents me again to the delivery man
>awkward small talk
>my mom offers him to come and eat some cupcakes
>he declines and finally gets out
>what was the package, anon?
>I rush to my room while telling her just some things for my computer
>open it
>the fucking cursed box with ADULT TOY
>look the first box another time
>it was from SEUR
>they used an old chevrolet box to hide the embarrassing original package
>the label on the SEUR package doesn't have description nor comments
>my mom just gave me 20€
My heart almost got out of my chest but if you order from amazon and your local delivery company is SEUR you are probably okay
I got the ona out of the package and my dick was hard just from how squishy it was so I will probably like this a lot
thanks for everything SEUR you made a man happy today