/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Booze and a steak.

Is it called alcohol?

Don't mind me, guys. I'm just going on underground adventures with the BEST DAD EVER!

>>3560689
>People who'd like to keep their lives.

If your speaking with Yuugi then you're already in the depths-formerly-known-as-hell. Don't be such a pussy, anonymous.

Well... if you want to track down the beginning of the whole Asian "horned ogre" mythos Japan has taken in as oni, you end up in either the Kola peninsula or in Ukraine. So it's kind of true.
As for Yuugi herself, maybe, maybe not.

>>3282307
it taste like every alcohol i could drink ? wine with only two years old is disgusting by the way

>>3258680

According to mai drinking buddy, men and ale.

>What is love /jp/?

Hot manveal and cold ale.

The spawn of great horned ones, come bloody and naked into the world deep beneath the great massifs of Eurasia. For untold millennia, she and her kind have ridden among the peaks and clouds, as spirits of ill omen and dread. Her sandalled feet have crushed a thousand thrones of the world, the fangs of her gaping maw crushed the bones of a million men. The depths of her womanhood have drunk the seed of untold conquered kings, moments before their lives were ended ground between her jaws. Her throat drains rivers of ale dry everyday to still her bottomless thirst.
And many long years have passed since man called her kind by their true name. And that name, was fear.

Drink, and be merry. Hail to the Mountain Queen.

Otherwise, Anon would not be disappointed seeking death between the unrelenting jaws of the mountain.

Spiriting away since second millennium BC.

>>2390434

Oh my... young Yuugi? Toothache warning right there.

Even with the knowledge she'll kill and consume me once she grows big enough, I want to take her home <3

Beans I presume. Didn't knew they had that kind of effect on oni.

>>1867881

Medicine is the tiny doll, Reimu is an undead zombie, Shangai is alive when Alice isn't looking, Mima lives and Eirin is Sakuya from the future.
Gensokyo - the trees are always having seizures.