/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm going through a hard time in my life and was considering autismbux for a little bit, until I can get my shit together.

Is it permanent though? Once you get on SSI, are you fucked for life? I might be schizophrenic or something like that, but I don't really want to give up on life. I just need some time to get my shit together.

Also, Cirno thread I guess, to keep it topical

Hey, /jp/

I am looking to get into Touhou, and I am wondering which character to pick. I have heard that she is the strongest, so I assume I should pick her.

>be britfag
>anime VERY unpopular
>like anime anyway
>cry myself to sleep every night
>never had any friends.jpeg
>think vocaloid is different
>fucked in the arse by society
>cry myself to sleep every night
>don't talk to people
>talk to my god damned computer screen more than real people
>cry myself to sleep every night
>home school now
>no friends
>family dislikes me, thinks i'm creepy for sitting alone on 4chan and anime mirror sites
>contemplate suicide
>almost attempt
>am pussy
>cry myself to sleep every night
>listen to only vocaloid music
>japanese vocaloid*
>accidently told someone irl that they were kawaii
>"lol fucking homo fag go back to fapping to japanese girls lol #yolo #420BLAZEITFAGGOTS"
>cry myself to sleep every night
>go to 4chan
>make greentext story
All of this is 100% true, except #yolo

Sorry for spamming up your board.

So hi, /jp/. I have never been to 4chan before. I am sorry. I want to join the /jp/ boards, but I am not so sure I would 'fit in' there.

E.g, I can't make the PC-98 Touhou games work. I don't know how to pronounce Touhou. I've only seen a total of about 12 animes, I think.

So I have some questions about this board.

1) Given the info above, would you, specifically, dislike my presence? (assuming I don't ask questions like "hurr durr how do i play dis lul #yolo")

2) Is the /jp/ community friendly? On a scale of 1 to 10, how friendly would you say? 1 being /b/, and 10 being every one wants to hug the newbies.

3) How the fuck do you pronounce Touhou?

Picture is Cirno, unrelated.

ITT: List your waifus pic related

she's so cold and human
it's something humans do
she stays so golden solo
she's so number nine
she's incredible math
just incredible math

and is she really human?
she's just so something new
a waking lithium flower
just about to bloom
I smell lithium now
smelling lithium now

how is she when she doesn't surf?
how is she when she doesn't surf?
how is she when she doesn't surf?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up?
when she wakes up

so matador
so calm
so oil on a fire
she's so good
she's so goddess lithium flower
so sonic wave
yeah, she's so groove, yeah
she's so groove
yeah

wow, where did she learn how to surf?
wow, where did she learn how to surf?
wow, where did she learn how to surf?
you know I've never seen the girl wipe out

how does she so perfectly surf?
how does she so perfectly surf?
how does she so perfectly surf?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up?

I wanna go surfing with her
I wanna go surfing with her
I wanna go surfing with her
I wanna go surfing with her

なんで妖怪が人間に稽古をつけるんだ?

They're practicing on humans, or less likely are they training humans? In fact, I just don't understand what tsukeru means in this context the dictionary does my head in.

I want to shoot my warm semen into Cirno's 13-year-old vagina.

In the frostbitten mountains of Central Europe lies a particularly poor orphanage. In that orphanage lives a small, tomboyish, cheerful, and gullible yet optimistic orphan named Cirno.

Teased by the other orphans for her supposed stupidity, she was an outcast without friends save for one particular boy, one that Cirno was rather smitten with.

One especially cold winter's night, Cirno confessed her feelings to the boy. Worried by the negative perceptions of his peers, the boy said that if she really loved him and wanted to prove it, she would leave the orphanage and spend the night out in the cold by the lake. No one would be stupid enough to do such a thing, right?

But don't worry, she will be ok. Of course she can do it. She is the "Strongest" after all...

its cool over here, I love cold~

If you don't like the PC-98 games, you're a secondary.

If you don't like the fighting games, you're a secondary.

If you've never played a Touhou doujin game, you're a secondary.

If you've never listened to a Touhou doujin remix, you're a secondary.

If you wouldn't jump in front of a bullet (a real one) aimed at Reimu's

heart, you're a secondary.

If you call people secondaries, you're a secondary. Except me, because

I would die for Reimu.

If you've never read a Touhou doujin, you're a secondary.

If you've never seen that Touhou doujin anime, I won't call you a

secondary, but you really ought to watch it.

We've flown with witches, drank with oni, jammed with poltergeists, and

danced with the dead. The real Touhou fans are the ones who fully

immerse themselves in the culture of Gensokyo. Which brings me to my

last and final point:

If you love Touhou, you're not a secondary!

So what are some of your favorite Touhou things, /jp/?

>>7493047
>lovely
That is indeed the perfect word, isn't it?

I need one more high-res picture, then I can frame them.

Do you stare at lolis in public /jp/?
Why or why not?

まさかよ。あたしはつよいがいち晩だろう。

>>7288484

Yeah, enjoy being fat, fatty. If you're down to your shorts and still uncomfortable, maybe you should consider sweating off all the extra you that doesn't need to be there.

Know what's great about the heat? Makes you active. Makes you want to get up and shake it off rather than stew in your own funk. What's the cold do? Makes you want to hunker down in your little cave and wish you were somewhere else where life was meant to be.

Ever wanted to go swimming in the cold? Fuck no. Ever felt great coming out of a nice hot shower into the bitter winter air? Absolutely not.

Hot beats cold. Unless you're a fatty. Or a frost fairy or whatever the fuck you're supposed to be.

-30°C here in Finland, I wouldn't mind it being a bit warmer but I'll take this over the summer heat any time.

Which Touhou

>>6621887
Ah damn it, captcha fucking with me. I hate to type again.

Ice differs from "water" in the ZUNverse. Since we have a Ice fairy for example. In fact, the number of elements in ZUNverse is pretty high, so we can assume that Ice and Water are different when they met the respective different state.

Now that I think about it maybe Cirno's power is simply the concept of "cold", not related to any element at all, that's why she can freeze even bullets and light. (bullets again?)
Maybe I'm just damn slow but I just thought about that now.

Btw here's my wallpaper if anyone wants it

My name makes people rage >:l