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>>19590598
>hobgoblin
>accountant
Well, she keeps morale high.

I love hobgoblins! They are cute girls with big cute horns and big cute boobs! I want to help a hobgoblin lead her imoutos until we form a bandit gang even more fearsome than the greatest of p'orc tribes!

If you are one of the lucky men to have been husbando'd by a hobgoblin, please remember to treat them kindly. They work hard to be good leaders to their goblin sisters. Even though they may appear confident, they bear a great burden in their leadership. When charging into battle, they have a tendency to trip. If they do, they will often bury their face in your body so the other goblins don't see them cry. This is normal. A few reassuring head pats or breast fondlings will cheer them up. Alternatively you could piggyback them into battle to prevent them from tripping. Follow these simple tips to keep your hobgoblin wife happy. Because a happy hobgoblin means a happy tribe.

>wife a hobgoblin
>get a bunch of cute goblin imoutos
>get to live the cozy bandit life of robbing merchants and nobles
>piggyback hobgob wife while charging into battle so she doesn't trip and can hit taller foes on the head
>also boobhat

>>17452965
Where does it say it?

>>12856353
>Neutral Evil

They are literally animals. Just straight up fucking animals.

That's about as neutral as neutral can get because they act off nothing but instinct.

How does one fuck up something so simple?

>>12856422
Goblins da best raiders.

P'Orcs a would be da best raiders but they lack a proper Warchief type. Maybe the P'Orcs would follow a P'Ork, a variation that's more strong and lithe than soft.

Like a Minotaur to the Holstaurus. Maybe even go straight to a P'Uruk