/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Once again, it was time for the Ushiromiya Family Conference. On the beautiful, bountiful island, Rokkenjima. Everyone was seated at the dinner table, catching up on the past year.

For the kids, this was a great time where they can have fun. Of course, nowadays, their hormones are raging so it's a bit more awkward.

However, the adults only gather to bicker about the inheritance. Who gets this, how much everyone gets, when they get what, and why. As… fun as this may sound, all siblings and in-laws were tense with each other.

This family conference was different, however, with Maria reading a mysterious letter she received from the "Great Witch Beatrice", whom everyone assumed was just a legend. The conversation quickly heated up and the kids had to evacuate from the dinner room, to the guest halls, accompanied by the servants Kanon and Shannon.

"What kind of trick are you trying to pull, Nii-san?" Eva shouted, her forehead creased with panic.

"I assure you I did not know of this…" Krauss responded, obviously scared, yet trying to remain calm.

"Are you trying to say that someone else is on the island that you don't know about?" Hideyoshi quickly stated the obvious.

Kyrie, Rudolf's wife, spoke up. "It seems that no one here was involved in writing the letter. The question is what do we do about it now?"

As the adults fought loudly, Gohda was cleaning up the table, smirking broadly. Hahaha… I hope Natsuhi-san enjoys the little… extra ingredient I put in her meal. A heavy aphrodisiac. Soon, you shall be all mine, as I feel your soft breasts, and lick yo-

>>6792220
Gohda was there to literally make up the numbers. He never had a chance to figure out what the hell was going on.
All he wanted to do was make nice meals.
And fuck Beelzebub. But we all wanted that.

Magical Chef Gohda best mastermind ever

>>5942145
Both Gohda and Be-on exist. They fall in love and the offspring inherit the whole of Rokkenjima.

Everyone else gets shitty ends except these two, and I'd be so happy.

We know who the true hero of Umineko is....

>>5413043
I don't feel quite so bad for him.

>>5027488
Then again, he has some sort of waifu in purgatory.

I have to say, Gohda deserves a good end. Same with Eva and Jessica. Everyone else could go to hell, murderers and liars the lot of em.

>>4515051
My good sir, Gohda was the culprit this WHOLE TIME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Axi2ScD5I&feature=related
So... even though I hate fandubs, it was actually well sang.
Thoughts?

>>4097312

eh già.. e intanto lui si inchiappetta la Stake golosona.

I'd like my Stake well done , if you know what i mean, Gohda.