/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My frens, it has often been said that I like fumo abuse.

My frens, I like fumo abuse...

No, frens, I love fumo abuse!

I love fryings.

I love shootings.

I love mutilation.

I love beheadings, explodings, I love burnings and freezings.

Fumo abuse in prairies, in streets, in towns, in cities, in the countryside, in deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of fumo abuse that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the fumo to smithereens with improvised explosives that tear one’s houses asunder.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a fumo is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed rifle rounds. And there is nothing like a chad using a hydraulic press to crush enemy fumos. And the feeling that comes when a fumo runs screaming from her sizzling pot, only to be chowed down upon by gnashing incisors, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when scores of fumo destroyers brandish their paypal accounts rushing into the online marketplaces. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a new subscriber stabbing over and over into the mangled chest of a long-dead fumo.

The sight of touhou dolls being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by /jp/ virgins, screaming in anguish as they're owned by massive chads!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but empty threats, only to have their fumo smashed to atoms inch by inch by the Large Hadron Collider, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my subscribers are hounded by a coping otaku. It's so sad to see boards and threads that were supposed to be wholesome at all costs, being laid to waste, their posters and lurkers being fucked and hanged.

I love to be IP banned by jannies of /jp/ and /a/. The humiliation as my subscribers scroll around like vermin, ducking the admins CTRL-Fing overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is fumo abuse. Fumo abuse so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further fumo abuse as I do? Do you wish for merciless, brutal fumo abuse? Fumo abuse whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for fumo abuse to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even pepes to scavenge from this site!?
...Very well. Then fumo abuse is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might.

But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, simple "ordinary" fumo abuse will no longer be sufficient.

We need a FUMOCIDE! Fumo abuse beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single channel... The proponents of a trifling ideal numbering less than a hundred strong. However, I believe that each of you old fumo hunters is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one anons!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into Reddit, and who now lie lurking. Let's drag them out of their chairs by their hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to go outside. We will remind them of the way grass feels against their fingertips!
We will remind them that there are more things between their chairs and the front door than are spoken of on their discord servers.

Our channel of one thousand members is going to burn these dolls down to ash.

Yes, my frens! Soon, Gift's condemnations will cover the news channels!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite board. Back to our beloved fumo abuse!
...At last, the retard has crossed the page and is heading down the thread. Attention, all subscribers of the Fumo Destruction Channel! This is a message from your commander.

…Frens... let’s send them directly to hell.