/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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The lady starts talking to the guard with a spear and he starts looking at me, then looks back at the lady and nods his head. She gives me the same signal to follow her and she walks past the two guards towards this big building. As I walk past these guards, they give me the biggest stink eye something like what my girlfriend did when I said a raw christian joke to her christian parents at a family dinner.
This place is fucking huge. It has a porch that surrounds the sides of the building and stones to near gravel spread in patches and some real sophisticated people that wont stop fucking staring at me.

I'm gestured to take off my shoes and we enter this building and when we get to this paper wall the lady points at me, then points at my feet. I guess she wants me to wait. She slides the paper wall and enters and closes it behind her. I'm fucking stunned from the paper wall-door.
Not long the lady comes back but a little girl is with her with fancy flower patterned clothes and 'dark purple hair'. I couldn't stop staring at her fucking hair.
They chat for a bit and the little girl starts trying to talk to me in Japanese. I'm being a ass because i'm annoyed at this point from not knowing what going on and everyone doesn't speak English. I let out a smug "What?" and her eyes just light up and says, "Oh English.".

I'm fucking ecstatic now and start bombarding her with questions, "Holy fuck you can speak English? I can't understand anyone around here. Where am I?". She smiles and tells me to follow her into where there were before and she says something to the lady that brought me here then she bows her head in our direction and starts to leave not before I tell her, "Kon'nichiwa" as appreciation. She gives a smirk and then she says, "どういたしまして". I have no idea what she said.

I enter this big room and the girl sits on this pillow and asks me to sit down. I sit down and ask her if this is Japan.
She tells me her name is Hieda no Akyu (the 'no' got me confused'. this is going to suck) and tells me that i've entered a realm that is separated fantasy reality called 'Gensokyo'. A place where what ever is forgotten winds up here. It is also a place where the dead goes and home of the Youkai.
I heard this name, 'Youkai' before so I ask her what it is. Se tells me they are monsters that live outside the village that eat humans and possess incredible strength and tells me i'm lucky I didn't come across any aggressive ones.
Fuck me, I was going to fight one off with a stick that had a wooded turd at the tip. I get pale and tell her the noises and she didn't look surprised and told me it could have been anything. I wanted to go home after she said that so I ask her how to get home. She tells me its impossible unless I talk to this 'Gap Youkai'. I'm fucking scared at this point and I tell her, "You tell me there's monsters out there and you want me to talk to one? Are you serious? Is there any other way?" She shakes her head and tells me its the only way.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck... Then tells me I could find her easier by searching for her Shikigami, a Kitsune name Ran. I flat out tell her, "What the fuck is that?!" She gets annoyed and tells me Ran is her apprentice sort to speak and the 'Gap Youkai''s name is Yukari Yakumo. I don't care about the name, I'm going to fucking die and the only thing I can think about is my stick.

Hieda no Akyu tells me I can stay the night here and I can leave in the morning to this "Yukari". The little girl shows me around and when we get outside, its night time at this point. She shows me a bed-futon on the floor and tells me this is where I will be sleeping tonight and first thought I had was 'floor?'. Before she left I asked her why shes the only one that can speak English and tells me shes some record keeper and read mostly everything that could have been read including old English encyclopedias and shes the ninth in her generation - whatever that means.
After she leaves, I blow out the candles, take off my socks, get into this uncomfortable bed but that didn't stop me from instantly passing out.

>I'm getting way into depth at this point and i'm losing momentum from the beer runs

"We're Gonna build a Border. And we'll the Mikos pay for it."
"A Small Spell of one million cards."
"If Morichika can't satisfy Marisa, what makes you think He can satisfy Gensokyo?"
"It's better to live one day as shikigami than 100 years as a fairy."
"@Junko's Purification is a fraud."
"Our Great Divine Spirit hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the clowns who are happily and openly destroying the Moon."
"Byakuren Hijiri is lying when she says her followers aren't told to go to my events. Be careful Byakuren, or my Shikigami will go to yours!"
"And for the record I don't have any beef with Yuyuko Saigyouji. She ate it all!"
~Yukari Yakumo
#Yukari2016
#MakeGensokyoGreatAgain