/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44377667
Coffee is fine though right? Please don't make me choose

>>44216289
>kiki when you say delivery is fine for dinner

>>43727807
Kiki is very sweet
>tfw no sweet kiki to cook for me

>>43509426
No! Post more kikis...

>>41104423
I'm going to spank my Kiki for putting shog in the jar again.

>>38650000
Yes

>>38469617
Ever wonder how much fear the average Order grunt must live in? Ever wonder how guilty monstergirls feel when they first attack Order formations and cause genuine terror in the men they're after?

>>33513678

How do I deal with a kikimora who's an absolutely atrocious maid? I mean she can't cook without burning something or overboiling the water making a mess, she can't clean cause she's a clutz and ends up making more of a mess by knocking stuff over and has even resorted to ordering out every night. Do I send her to remedial maid classes?

>>22698681
>tfw back to work tomorrow
Feels bad man

>>21987611
But I don't want it. I just want to enjoy the sights and people watch.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 2018?

Godspeed you magnificent bastard, we'll miss you.

>This cries the meido.

What did you do to make her this way, /jp/?

>>17867610
She's just worried about not having a faithful master, or never having the courage to tell him her feelings towards him.
It's not her fault she's like this, the man is all she's got

>>17853128
Always be open to explain things to your kiki. Don't scare or bulli her

>>17850536
>And don't leave her for some bimbo

>>17786432
Would you tell to this face that you can eat/brush your teeth on your own, and that you don't need her to do them?

>Why is she crying at me?
>All I did was buy a roomba.
>Doesn't it help make her work easier?

First to remind zou all that meidos are olev and MUST be given love whenever possible.

Would you ever do this to a maid?

I have the perfect business idea. I'll start a Rent-a-Kiki company and rent out Kiki's to people on a short temporary basis! They'll just clean the place out once and then go elsewhere, seeing a new owner every cleaning job!

What could possibly go wrong?

>>15294018
>I'm sure a shoggoth would do that if master asked!
But shoggoths are slimy, eldritch creeps!

>>15294020
>But what if her master loves her?
A master shouldn't love his lowly maid!

Please don't let your kikis become lazy slobs, anons, be good masters or their jobs will be taken by those dirty shoggoths!

>>14563730
Delicious.
Now if only I could do this with a Kakuen or Shog.