/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11944063

I know Japanese perfectly, and I read it, and it says Mima will be in ALL forthcoming 2hu games.

Now, in case you doubt my words, please allow me to show you my credentials:

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Danmaku Otaku (Bullet Hell fan for you gaijins). I make vidya and geamz on my

PC98, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior 2hu games. (Highly Responsive to

Prayers, Story of Eastern Wonderland, Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream, and Mystic Square)

I train with my grazing every day, this superior skill can clear any stage because I practiced

over a thousand times, and I am vastly superior to any other 2hu player on earth. I earned my

2hu-king license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Mima dialect, and I write fluently as well. I

know everything about 2hu history and their gensokyo code, which I follow 100%

When I get my pistol license, I am moving to Gensokyo to attend a prestigious Hakurei Jinja to

learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a real-life 2hu for Studio Zun

or a game designer myself!

I own several e-bay doll dresses, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them

before I move to Gensokyo, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my youkai and kami and speak

Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Gensokyo!

>>11078301

Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"

The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"


The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"


The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"


The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!"

take it easy and post all your /jp/ shitposts here

why don't unintelligent westerners appreciate the amazing nippon samurai talent?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERb9X566aiQ

have you practiced your shinobi skills today /jp/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=vtqEWfU9nck