/jp/ - Otaku Culture

62. Anon finds a Yukkureimu/Yukkurisa couple on the street. They're chewing on a daikon which they've obviously stolen, so he decides to punish them by taking their accessories. He distracts them by telling them to take it easy, and as they're replying, he runs away. They chase him until it gets dark, but he hides and watches. They give up, crestfallen, and go back to the mountains. He follows them.They find their former friends, who start insulting them because they have no decorations. The two start crying, and the others beat them up, killing them. Anon feels he has made a great discovery, so he feels like continuing the experiment. He reveals himself, saying "let me take it easy here", which makes all the yukkuris trust him. He says that he came to return the accessories of their friends, who went all the way to dangerous places to get food for their friends. He keeps telling them how their friends tried their best for them, until they break down and start crying, screaming. vomiting, going crazy, crushing their children, biting their tongues off and many other wonderful things. In the end, they start eating each other. Anon does this two more times. The third time, two yukkuris are left standing. One is laughing like a maniac, and one is trembling. He crushes the maniac, and takes the other one home. It doesn't even respond to the phrase "take it easy", and it only moves when he puts food in its mouth. He enjoys thinking of ways to bring it back.

>>1291537
Infinite food supply.

This one is partially done, but someone had given a translation for the stuff other than the speech

cup cover
top instructions: pull from here
product name: Instant Yukkuri!
brand (left): Yagokoro Foods
speech bubble: Red Bean Soup flavor

side
speech bubble: Please immerse in boiling water and wait for 3 minutes, easy!
ingredients: yukkuri, koyukkuri

sfx: shake shake

bump.

sup /jp/

the direct-deposit of my paycheck went through, and after subtracting the usual expenses of living, I should have about $325 left to spare. What shall I do with it?

Pic related, possibly.

>>1114530
Make snacks.

Any editors out there who want to edit
>>1004196 and >>1010678 (thanks for the translation)?

Instant yukkuri would taste like bean paste with water. Doesn't sound too pleasant.

I wish the Summary Anon was here...

>>971366
I would force myself not to bully it.

>>968764
You rang?