/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>”So you’re the titular Anon that my dear pet pharaoh keeps moaning for”
>”The sheer amount of bottled up feelings she had for you was incredible. She was practically ready to fall even before I sunk my fangs into her”
>”But no matter, I digress. Kneel before me like your precious and - formerly - haughty pharaoh and I promise you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams”
>”Couldn’t you imagine it? Every night spent in the loving coils of your new goddess and in the arms of the deposed tyrant, being treated like woyalty- fuck...”
>”Cut!”
>Desert tanuki director yells put as the camera automatons stop filming
>”Alright let’s take from the top”
>Just then a very annoyed pharaoh stands up staring daggers at the apophis
>”That’s the third time you fucked up the word ‘royalty’ is it that hard or do you stupid fucking fangs get in the way that much! I swear if I have to spend another take on my damn knees not sucking off Anon I’m going to stop inviting you to our recording sessions!”
>Apophis is regretting that promise to Anon to not grape her
>Anon is also regretting that promise he made to the pharaoh to keep her from getting graped
>He asks tanuki director if it’s too late to change from rescue the pharaoh to double team the pharaoh instead
>Nope plenty of time to change considering they haven’t gotten past the intro speech yet