/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Yuugi soon found herself sitting behind one of the small tables in the replica classroom, Anon stood at the front of the room by the lectern alongside a costume swapped Suika wearing a long flowing robe and silly four pointed hat with a little tassel hanging to the side. Anon himself seemed to be wearing a flowing yukuta with rather flashy blue and white yin and yang orbs that seemed rather deeply cut showing off his chest and ending just under his knees. The red glasses seemed to be for decoration, or at least thats what Yuugi detected since she'd never seen him squint at much before.

Anon took a chalk and long stick with a pointing wooden hand and held them as if they were weapons and hollered, "Ibuki-sensei! Can you please tell the class what we're here for?!"

Suika, with no less enthusiasm matched his volume, "Anon-sensei! We're here for the education of our innocent friend Yuugi! She doesn't know anything about sex and other lewd things!"

Nodding deeply as if hearing some sort of universal truth he smiles as she chimes in, "Correct! One point for Suika!" under a little cartoon drawing of Suika's face and horns Anon quickly made a circle, "Now then, Ibuki-Sensei how are we gonna help out our good friend Hoshiguma-chan?"

Grinning with a rather gross smile while clutching her hands Suika excitedly exclaimed, "We're gonna get her to lots of lewd things and do risque poses!

Making the sound of a particularly annoying vulture anon crossed his chalk and stick making a 'bzzzt' sound as the pointer bonked Suika on her cap. This prompted the oni to make a silly face with her tongue peeking out and winking, "That's wrong, Ibuki-sensei, you can't just make the students do whatever you like~!"

What was this? Some kind of abstract comedy show...?


With tallies on the board under the respective doodles of Anon's, Suika's, and Yuugi's faces as well as drawings of various bits made her blush. A little cartoon on the board talking about how impregnation works, as well certain common myths about it dispelled with silly captions made Yuugi's face was a lot more red. She unconsciously pulled her stupidly short shrine maiden's outfit down as she realized that it was wayyy too eye catching, and to think she would even enter the men's bath without realizing what was wrong with it!!

Yuugi's couldn't believe that was true, she couldn't believe that the pink haired bother was 100% right about kissing not making babies! She couldn't believe that she'd been wrong for the last 1000 years about where babies came from, nor that she never realized why Suika and Kasen used to laugh at her!

She felt embarrassed and she couldn't even look at 'sensei' due to how she realized how truly short cut his outfit was. It... It just isn't right! Now that she thought about it... what kind of place was this anyways?! Suika said it was an entertainment center featuring Anon, but the magic in the clothes, the scent in the air, the outfits the women and he were wearing...

Anon's short little number with Suika finally finished as they mockingly kissed while holding each other in their arms as they finished off with a 'And that's what mommies and daddies do behind closed doors~" before making an overly elaborate 'MWAH~'. They turned their heads to Yuugi with an overly mischievously grin on their faces, "Any questions from our dear student?"

Yuugi could do nothing but stammer, "E-er that's, well... I-I... Um..." For the first time in a very long time she felt tears welling up in her eyes, she just couldn't meet their gazes. She felt scared at where she was and she became overly conscious about how she was practically alone with a man, one that she was friends with too!

Through blurry eyes she saw the pair of teachers look at each other as Suika muttered, "Yuugi you alright...?" She felt like a huge fool! Even Anon was showing that worried face he never ever showed her, she hicced, then sniffed, then a tear fell from her eyes. Anon approached alongside Suika, "Hoshigama-san are you alright? do yo-"

Yuugi never heard him finish that sentence as she got up and sprinted straight through the wooden wall of the classroom and into the hallway, she heard feet patter on the ground as they chased after her but Anon was too slow to react, only Suika was able to keep some sort of pace as Yuugi crushed the floor under her. She sprinted without stopping, breeching the barrier instantly as she felt it trying to part of its own accord as she ran out. She ignored the old magic as she ran through the gap right into the hallway and through the hastily repaired barrier that gave way like wet paper under her assault.

Mikoni!