/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19465914
Polymorph you say?

>>15685880
> Go see Hakutaku for couple's counselling
> "OK anon, why don't you tell me what the problem is, I'm sure we can sort you out"
> "Well we've been trying for a daughter for a long time. Or, should I say, I'VE been trying for a daughter for a long time. I'm on manticore venom, I'm on mothgirl dust, I'm on tentacle plant sap, I'm on every semen-boosting supplement we can afford. But every time we go to bed, she just pins me down and rapes me with her mouth. Oh, she'll START as though she's determined to get pregnant this time; whispering in my ear about how she wants me to pump her full of daughters, how important it is to pump out a big load to make sure she gets knocked up, how good she'll look walking around marked as mine, with my child in her belly, I mean, THAT'S great, it really gets me worked up. But then every time, every single time, she ends up licking it, kissing it... and then sucks it into her mouth and doesn't let go until... well, that's another week's salary in supplements that just end up going straight down her throat."
> waifu just sitting there eating a popsickle looking smug

>>14566044
You'll get your onee-san and you'll like it. Don't worry, she'll be gentle and ease you into it. Also, how does one deal with waifuism? I feel the warp overtaking me, and it whispers sweet nothings in my ears of what will never be.

This kraken girl comes up to you on the shore and professes that for a long time now she's been waiting for you to return. She is madly in love with you and wants nothing more than to marry right this instant.

but She cannot live outside of the ocean and will need to drag you down to the depths below to live with her in a village of sea monstergirls. You're allowed to come up for one day every three months, but must otherwise remain underwater with her.

>>13570776
"You taste just like you look, love." You mention through a mouth full of the delicious meat.

You're enjoying the heat of the sun and cool sea winds near the beach when you see this girl sitting on the shore.

"The water's too fine to spend the day on the sand! Come swimming with me!" She calls out to you with a smile and a wave of her totally human hand

How do you respond?

>Kraken makes a deal with a sea witch
>In exchange for losing her voice, the witch will replace her tentacles with legs so she can live with the human boy on the surface
Is it time for BODY LANGUAGE?