/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40716556
Just go to one of the haggath clubs instead. Men under 30 get free VIP membership and if you're good enough at karaoke you'll never have to buy your own drinks.

>>39593573
You think Inari is still single?

>>39575067
I'll never lose to the Fox.

Mofu mart is having a sale today. What's on your shopping list?

Be careful, the foxes are hunting again

>>34763439
Conversely, what if you found out that the nice nine-tailed Inari at the shrine down the road was secretly nine one-tailed foxes that were fusing together to look older and combine their power?

Enter the fox shrine, nothing will go wrong, you can trust the fox!

>>33663013
Simple, you just won’t be able to leave. Not that she needs restraints to do so.
>the interior of her shrine loops back upon itself, no matter how far you run or where you turn, you manage to find yourself back where you started
>doors in the distance that appear to lead to the outside instead open to her chambers, or wherever else she wants you at the time
>on occasions where she does let you outside, there’s no road leading to the shrine, only forest on all sides
>and going into the forest invariably ends with you stumbling upon the shrine once more
Don’t call it a prison, it’s the future you chose.

>>21605798
>old Zipanguese kitsune
>wears a beautiful hand-woven silk kimono with an intricate pattern of her own design, a perfectly tied obi and handmade sandals that make her seem tall and elegant
>hair in a loose bun and pinned back, always carrying an antique fan
>the definition of far eastern elegance and refinement, culture and tradition without compromise

>old American vixen
>wears a custom-tailored designer ladies' business suit, complete with stockings and shiny black high heels that reek of luxury
>has a wavy, chaotic mess of sex-hair that covers one eye, with a pair of reading glasses hanging from her collar
>the spitting image of someone who took part in the sexual liberation of the rock and roll era and still lives it

>both lock on and make it clear in their own way that they're interested in spending the night with a fierce young lover
>both have nine tails brimming with power, power they're willing to spend ruining young women for you forever
>kitsune wants to spoil you and enjoy some of that youthful energy, spending some alone time making sweet, gentle love
>vixen wants to show you how she used to rip the sheets and make all the boys cry back when she was a rockstar
>"Anon-dono, would you care to... join me this evening? Perhaps I could teach you something..."
>"Think you could last a night in my bed, boy? Let's see who can still walk straight tomorrow when I'm done with you."

>>20950494
Who said anything about lolibaba? True hags only.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Roll for a monster. A sexy older cougar or hag of that species has taken a liking to you and offered to become your sugar mama. She will pay your rent and get you presents if you agree to go on dates, tell her she's pretty and bone her a couple times a week, that sort of thing. Be her nice boytoy and act like you mean it. You don't have to live with her, but she will get her own key to your place and be able to let herself in whenever she wants.

If you decide you like her and keep it up for a year, you can marry her, at which point she will no longer treat you like a toy and expect you to contribute to her household as her husband. However she will be crazy in love with you and will even look into de-aging herself if you want.

If you find a normal girlfriend and break off your deal with her, you may have a harmless but very skilled stalker for a few months.

Do you take her offer?

>>20822657
Oh, I didn't ask the question. I just thought what my answer would be and I got to thinking about how I'd gladly be of service to a 50-something who needs a strong young man with lots of energy in her life.

Late 20s to mid 30s is probably my ideal, but I still would love to make an older woman blush and fidget when she realizes her age isn't a problem for me.

>>20303576
Get an actually good fox.

It's been awhile since I wrote something spur of the moment in the thread, but I wanted to do a quick short. If you got something you want to see, reply and I'll pick one of the scenarios in the first three replies.

Adventure or misadventure
Modern or medieval
Married or meeting
Maid or raid
Cuddle or cudgel
Fluff or scruff
Anything and everything

Pick a girl; pick a plot, and let's rock.

>>20059871
Old fox WARNING WARNING
I've received reports of armed attacks on shotas. There's not enough semen to go around and the Christmas Cakes are starting to get desperate. Your turn.

>>19454671
She's quite enamoured by your devotion, although her smile's a little scary. How far would you go for her fluff?

>>18399922
Yes please.

>>17971015
>make her lose foxus
>foxus
Anon, you need treatment and FAST. Hurry before it’s too late!

>>17937369
Well what the hell do you like then? Mofu? Dragons? Succubi? The smug girls? Flowkelps?

>>17853148
None. The recourse involves you marrying your instructor.

>>17540420
Sounds like a good idea. I can help with her shrine too. All I have to do is fill her with enough children to populate a city, that way it won't be secluded!

>>17397998
I prefer their classier cousins.

>>17346874
Just make sure that you're getting an actual massage from them and it's not one of those mofu-massage parlors.
Those are a gateway to a road few people ever come back from.

>>17241712
Your style is still pretty recognizable, and I'm happy to see you around after what felt like ages since the /jp/ transition.