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"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Will Witualposting help me bwing back Mawzipan's dead ficus Cwendza?"

"No, it'll probably just annoy her."

>"Wowks fow me!"

"How's Life after Flash treating you?"

>"Not bad, not bad. We just weplaced it with paunchbewwy ice cweam."

>>32839710
I wish homestarposter would return, haven't seen one in a while

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I heawd one of youw fwiends is a legendawy chef! Think she can hang with Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diapew Pie?"

"Um, one, I'm not sure who you're talking about, and two, isn't that just an open pinecone in a bowl?"

>"The one I'm thinking of just came back fwom Austwalia, pwobably spun in a nightclub in Canbewwa."

"Oh, you mean Haachama. Yeah, her cooking's legendary, for all the wrong reasons Homestar."

>"What, does she use the same doo-doo meat that Stwong Bad puts in his gumbo?"

>>31913870
“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Why do we keep coming to this thread?”

“Because our back and forth is amusing, and encourages people to look up your website or YouTube account?”

>”Oooh, okay. I thought it was because it was made of a weally nice fibew.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd today was youw inauguwation!”

“What? No! That’s next Thursday, today’s my birthday, Homestar!”

>”Oh, wight. Happy Biwthday, Watson!”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! How was youw New Yeaw's?"

"It was fun, I spent it with Friends, how about you?"

>"Well, I finally figuwed out that Decembewween had happened weeks ago, I had to make suwe my website was wowking pwopewly with Ned's Cape, and now Stwong Bad has me out gwabbing him some "Italian-hewb-chipotle-buffalo-wanch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps."

"That... actually gives me a craving for Guacamole myself."

>"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, I usually make my own, with only the freshest Abocabos."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Happy New Yeaw!”

“Happy Nee Year Homestar!”

>”Wait, it’s the new yeaw? OH CWAP! I forgot to buy evewyone and theiw mothew a Decembewween pwesent this yeaw! I gotta go!”

“Hello?”

>”Watson! I need youw help! I forgot to buy evewyone and theiw mom a decembewween pwesent an-“

“Not a good time Homestar! I’m kinda on a date right now!”

>”Oh, a date huh? Well, luckily fow you, Doctow Mawvin Wubdown nevew takes a day off!”

“Doctor Marv-wait, isn’t that one of Strong Bad’s alter egos? I’m better off asking Johnny Bravo for dating advice!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I weally like youw Inspectow from the Pink Panthew costume!”

“Wrong ‘ween, Homestar.”

>”Yeah, I know. I weally just needed an excuse to call and wish you a Happy Decembewween.”

“Thanks Homestar, Happy Decemberween to you too.”

>”OH CWAP! It’s Decembewween already?! I didn’t buy any gifts for anyone!”

“Huh, Strong Bad was right about that.”

Merry Christmas hlgg

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd youw fwiends fwom overseas awe having a Decembewween Pageant!"

"It's not a Decemberween Pageant Homestar, it's a two day Concert."

>"Oh. Well whewe does the Populaw Vote come in?"

"It doesn't."

>"Is it at least sponsewed by Ligation Jackson 2: Elecwic Boogaloo?"

"It's sponsered by Bushiroad."

>"Oh, is that ovew by Penny Lane or Electwic Avenue?"

"I'd say the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, but that seems too recent for you, Homestar..."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>” Hey Watson! It’s a Decembewween miwacle! Videlectwix just weleased level 10 ofbStinkoman 20x6! Awe you ow any of youw fwiends gonna stweam it?”

“Isn’t Flash going to die in a matter of days?”

>”Not if we wish upon a staw! That always wowks on TV!”

Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, we’we gonna have a caweew day at school! You should come!”

“Didn’t your teacher get a visit from a social worker recently?”

>”Yeah, the chawges got dwopped I guess.”

“Wait, didn’t the last guy have to pay her to speak?”

>”I don’t wemembew, I was mostly thinking about spaceman making bafwoom in his pants.”

“...does he go boom?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, we’we gonna have a caweew day at school! You should come!”

“Didn’t your teacher get a visit from a social worker recently?”

>”Yeah, the chawges got dwopped I guess.”

“Wait, didn’t the last guy have to pay her to speak?”

>”I don’t wemembew, I was mostly thinking about spaceman making bafwoom in his pants.”

“...does he go boom?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe makin’ a funhouse!”

“I am! Do you have an idea to contribute?”

>”Boy do I evew! An empty room, filled with, get this: Stwong Mad! Oystew! Smoothie! Bweath! Caked! Awmpit! Latte!”

“Homestar, what the crap? I just want to annoy people, not traumatize them!”

>”oh... a spooky shoes woom?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Since you and youw fwiends are busy wowking on making youw own theme pawks, I thought I would fowmally invite you to visit Homestaw Dinoland!”

“That place finally finished construction?”

>”Oh yeah! It’s my most ambitious cweation since the Homestaw Wunnew Believe to Achieve foundation!”

“...so, it’s just a drawer then?”

>”A what?”

“So it’s a dwawew then?”

>”Much bettew, and yes, yes it is.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Watson! I need youw advice, and fast! It’s almost Decembewween and I need to get pwesents for Stwong Bad and Stwong Mad!”

“What about Strong Sad?”

>”Ih, he gets locked in the bathtub evewy yeaw.”

“What?! How do you lock someone in a bathtub?!”

>”Well, you stawt with a big piece of wood, some galvanized nails, some locks and a long chain-“

“I already regret asking... or do I...?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, when awe you gonna play Stinkoman 20X6?”

“When we get Videlectrix permissions.”

>”That doesn’t sound like it would be vewy difficult, those guys seems pwetty despewate for attention.”

“How do?”

>”Gel-awshie’s pwo fwuit boawdew”

“Wh-what?”

>”I know, wight?!”

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Hey Watson! the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him. We'we your fiwst and last line of defense! Only you can pwevent scouting! Boy, do we need fowest fires!"

"Wait, wasn't he beind held behind the fence in Strongbadia?"

>"Huh? oh yeah, I wemembew now, Stwong Sad doing Tai Chi was weally, weally funny."

"What a dork."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I was thinking about makin’ a salad! Nothin’ fancy, nothin’ fancy!”

“Homestar, is this important? I’m trying to watch a movie with Gura.”

>”Some Icebewg lettuce, maybe a little Catalina, nothin’ fancy, nothin’ fancy.”

“See, this is why your only movie theater became a smart king crater.”

>”Have you evew been to a “gwoundbweaking”? I mean, what’s up with that?”

*click*

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd youw chicken fwiend is going to be collabing with Mitsubishi today!"

"Uh, Homestar, I think you mean "Matsuri"

>"oh, wight, Miata."

"No, Matsuri."

>"Mawuchan."

"No, it's- Nevermind."

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Hey Watson, I'm just calling to tell you to wawn youw shawk fwiend about the Blubb-o's whale."

"Uh, okay. thanks for the heads up, Homestar..."

>"Sewiously, if She finds a whale on a stick in the middle of a field, it's gonna get weally, weally weiwd fast."

"How... do you know this?"

>"I wowked fow it. Coach Z too."

"Okay, beware of plastic whales in open fields, got it."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Since you'we going to space, I just wanted to wawn you about the Italian Space Pwogwam!"

"And why am I keeping an eye out for Italy in space, Homestar?"

>"Because, Stwong Bad is always talking about how those supewiow bike makews are trying to steal cheat codes and BBQ sauce wecipes from the Stwong Badian Administwation of some Aluminum Foil!"

"I... I have some many questions..."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! When awe you ow youw fwiend’s gonna play Peasant’s Quest?”

“That type of game’s not good for streaming, Homestar.”

>”Sounds like someone twied to give Kewwick a cold one!”

“I was just trying to befriend him! I need all the help O can get trying to beat Trogdor! Why would they put that option in if it was just going to kill you!?!”

>”Hey, is this the Watson Detective Agency? I gots a hot tip on that Biscuit Dough Hands Man!”