/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Buhiiiii~

Dark skin and white hair is where it's at. Change my mind.

>>19919722
Gonna tease a pudgy High Orc by telling her that her musk smells like fresh baked cinnamon rolls

If I met a fatty orc, I wouldn't be able to resist commenting on her pudgy belly and feeling it up

>>19256242
Look at this thing. Of course you can bully their bodies.

Can you be banned from Porcer's for impregnating too many of the waiting staff?

>hanging out with your tomboy childhood friend one day
>she suggest going to your house for once since you always go to her place
>you both go up to your room and she takes one step inside before the smell of your man musk hits her like a truck
>she gets lightheaded, her pussy tightens, and, because she doesn't wear a bra despite the size of her large breasts, her hard nipples poke through her shirt
>ask if she's okay when you see how flushed her face is
>"Wuh? I-I wasn't doing anything! Hey, is that a new game?!"
>you let her sit on your bed while you take the chair at your desk
>even from a few feet away, you can hear her take calm, deep breaths
>after a few minutes of playing games, you figure you should get some snacks and drinks
>it takes a while to decide on what to bring back from the kitchen, and when you come back to your room, you find her face down in your pillow
>she's clutching the pillow with one hand while rubbing her crotch with the other until she realizes you're there and snaps back into a sitting position, whipping away a bit of drool
>you play for a little longer before she decides to leave
>you're momster comes to say goodbye before taking one look at your friend and giving you a smug look
>when you go back to your room, you find a large wet stain on your bed
Childhood friends are weird sometimes

>>19100658
>Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!

>Monstergirls that write love songs for the people they're infatuated with

>Mermaids who write long, multi-layered harp pieces so serenade with by the shore
>Sirens who write soothing vocal ballads
>A wealthy vampire count writes an opera and goes to great expense to have it performed
>Orc girl writes a sludge metal concept album entitled 'I Want To Fuck Your Heart'

>>18766257
>pheromones
Ya rang?

>>18682501
> No. 1 Cheshire
> No. 1 Anubis
> No. 1 High Orc
> No. 1 Kikimora
> No. 1 Salamander

Wait that's not a top 5...

Lemme try again.

>No 1. Soft fuzzy girls
>No 2. Smooth Scaly girls
>No 3. Cute Hairy girls
>No 4. Papillion
>No 5 The Succubutt family.

How would a high orc react if you challenge her to battle for her hand in marriage?

>be young apprentice wizard
>you're out in the forest collecting alchemical ingredients for your master when you find yourself surrounded by a small band of P'orcs
>their B'orc boss steps ups and says you belong to them now, but is willing to give you a fighting chance
>she charges at you, axe drawn, and in a panic you cast the simplest spell you know: grease
>she slips on the slick ground and bangs her head agains a tree, knocking her out cold
>there's a long silence as everyone takes in what just happened
>your master is about to go look for you when you return with a bunch of P'orcs carrying months worth of ingredients and a B'orc hanging off you arm with a lovey-dovey look in her eyes

Waaaaagh!

At least I have a villain MG to be a villain with now.

Caravans beware, you're in for a scare.

Spoopy