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If you don't get out of my way I'm going to seriously distort that face of yours.

>>6292558

Don't have it, sorry.

Basically Anon loses a drunken bet, Yuugi makes him regret it by jamming her horn up his arse, Anon breaks down into a sobbing mentally ruined mess scarred for life, Yuugi gets annoyed with his whining and punches his skull in, killing him instantly.
As you can hear, it's all very romantic.

>>5294090
>bearhanded

Maybe not all of them.

When was the last time you went boozin' with your oni-chan?

>>4450967

Supernatural Phenomena.

Queen of queens.

>>3520815

The power is beautiful.

>>3322589

Supernatural Phenomena.

Also, for completeness...

>>3282351
sounds good to me, i was bored of beer, vodka or wine because it doesn't taste really good to me

Fuckin' Manly... with boobs

TAAANK!!

In the Hall of the Mountain Queen...

>>2621735

Yes, Suika can divide herself into over a million multiples, grow tall as the Sun or small as a mouse, and she's incredibly strong to boot.
But look at this Yuugi, here. She would just keep hitting Suika with her clenched fists until the little Oni died. And she'd keep going until every single instance of Suika was beaten to a bloody pulp. Yuugi's strong enough to uproot a tree and hurl it like a gigantic spear. You wouldn't survive one strike from her, your skeletal system couldn't handle that many pounds per square inch of force. It'd be like getting hit by a fully loaded Tractor-trailer Mack truck, full on at 50 miles per hour.
She never tires. She can keep hitting something with her knuckles, over and over, until whatever it is that she's hitting has practically disintegrated into bits.

It wouldn't be pretty. And Suika's going up against that.
That's why I'd have Yuugi as a drinking pal, that way she can unleash pure fuck-shit-up on people who step up.

Hail to the mountain queen in her court.

>>2574805
Look at this pussy-whipped little babby.

This is the perfect chance to get rid of them for good and here you are capitulating to the enemy. Be a man.

>>2542202

Somehow, I get the feeling besides the occasional request for help, Reimu doesn't have a lot of human contact. More likely, she's feared because... well, people aren't dumb. They know what she does.

>>2542213

Born sometime around the birth of civilization in modern day Siberia.

>>2505561
oh man, that guy does funny shit.

I came.

Horn so big.

For an aeon, she has thread upon the thrones of the world with her sandalled feet. Her hulking frame has ridden between the mountains and clouds since time immemorial, a spirit of disaster and fear. By her brow, a million men have met their ends. Her great fanged maw has drunk the liqours of long dead cultures and gorged upon the flesh of countless. The depths of her womanhood have drunk the seed of a thousand crushed and forgotten kings, before their time on earth ended between her fists and teeth.

There can be only one mountain queen.

best gar yuugi artist

still the only good touhou