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>>4068479
>Scythe Master is fucking awesome.
Hey /jp/,

Remember that time I fucked you're waifu?

And then fucked her some more?

And then raped your mind into forgetting who you were?

And then had sex with your waifu while you were falling in love with her?

And then when you ran away with her, I kidnapped her from you?

And then when shit went down, I gave her a one-of-a-kind prototype semiautomatic revolver that didn't do jack shit except jam?

And then told her to defend me with that shitty weapon?

And then, she got shot the fuck up because her piece of shit jammed (oh yeah, she probably still had that would! Totally forgot about that, because when I saw it, I was fucking her. Again).

And then, when you were trying to defend her by killing her rapist, she took a bullet for me, and fell into the sea?

Remember all that?

Fun times, huh?

Peace out niggas, I'm off to Russia.