/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Use 20 minute shotafication potion to hit on monsters
>Call them a 'nonce' when it wears off and walk away
>Doing it again, managed to get a five tailed inari to bring me to her shrine when I told her I was lost
>Something feels odd though, it's been 23 minutes and it still hasn't worn off
>Hear a giggle and look up to see that cupid I tricked last Sunday
>She's a holding a small vial and waving it around
>Damn, she switched the doses
>As a last resort try to tell the inari the truth but she isn't listening
And that's how anon nearly gave his new wife a heart attack by turning back into a grown man while still inside of her