/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16944089
>2007
>cd
It felt like I've traveled back in time. I don't even have any optical disc drive on my pc. Also we've gone a long way since PDAs.

Which Infinity would you fall in love with?

Post a youtube link to the song playing on your boombox that you lift over your head when you tell her how you feel

http://youtu.be/jGx1EAcWeA4

>>7502314
You shut the fsck up.
Fish are awesome.

/jp/, you're not going to enjoy this meet-up...

"Are you both crazy?" the doctor cried shrilly, backing away in paling confusion.
"Yes, he really is crazy, Doc," Dunbar assured him. "Every night he dreams he's holding a live fish in his hands."
The doctor stopped in his tracks with a look of elegant amazement and distaste, and the ward grew still. "He does what?" he demanded.
"He dreams he's holding a live fish in his hand."
"What kind of fish?" the doctor inquired sternly of Yossarian.
"I don't know," Yossarian answered. "I can't tell one kind of fish from another."
"In which hand do you hold them?"
"It varies," answered Yossarian.
"It varies with the fish," Dunbar added helpfully.
The colonel turned and stared down at Dunbar suspiciously with a narrow squint. "Yes? And how come you seem to know so much about it?"
"I'm in the dream," Dunbar answered without cracking a smile.

"I didn't grab Nurse Duckett by the bosom," said Yossarian.
"I grabbed her by the bosom," said Dunbar.
"Are you both crazy?" the doctor cried shrilly, backing away in paling confusion.
"Yes, he really is crazy, Doc," Dunbar assured him. "Every night he dreams he's holding a live fish in his hands."

"I didn't grab Nurse Duckett by the bosom," said Yossarian.
"I grabbed her by the bosom," said Dunbar.
"Are you both crazy?" the doctor cried shrilly, backing away in paling confusion.
"Yes, he really is crazy, Doc," Dunbar assured him. "Every night he dreams he's holding a live fish in his hands."

The doctor stopped in his tracks with a look of elegant amazement and distaste, and the ward grew still. "He does what?" he demanded.
"He dreams he's holding a live fish in his hand."
"What kind of fish?" the doctor inquired sternly of Yossarian.
"I don't know," Yossarian answered. "I can't tell one kind of fish from another."
"In which hand do you hold them?"
"It varies," answered Yossarian.
"It varies with the fish," Dunbar added helpfully.
The colonel turned and stared down at Dunbar suspiciously with a narrow squint. "Yes? And how come you seem to know so much about it?"
"I'm in the dream," Dunbar answered without cracking a smile.

It's a goddamn FISH.

Twa recruitin' sergeants come fae the Black Watch
To merkits and fairs, some recruits for tae catch
But a' they've enlisted is forty and twa
So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa

It's over the mountain and over the main
Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain
Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee
Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

O laddie dae ye ken o' the danger your in
If your horses was tae flegg and your owsen tae rin
This greedy auld farmer widna pay your fee
So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

It's over the mountain and over the main
Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain
Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee
Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

It's intae the barn and oot o' the byre
This auld fairmer thinks you'll never tire
It's a slav'ry job of lowly degree
So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

It's over the mountain and over the main
Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain
Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee
Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

O laddie dae ye hae a sweetheart an' bairn?
Ye'll easy get rid o' that weel spun yarn
Twa rattles o' the drum an' that will pay it a'
So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa'

It's over the mountain and over the main
Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain
Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee
Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me

With our nets and gear we're faring
On the wild and wasteful ocean.
It's out there on the deep we harvest and keep our bread
As we hunted for the shoals of herring

It was on a fair and a pleasant day
Out of Yarmouth harbor I was faring
As a cabin boy on a sailing lugger
For to hunt the bonny shoals of herring

O the work was hard and the hours were long
And the treatment, sure it took some bearing
And I used to sleep standing on my feet
And I'd dream about the shoals of herring

If I could have one last wish
I would like a tasty fish

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all, but oh dear
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have lungs to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish

Well, as soon as I had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said "I want Tokumori Tsuyu-daku"
So I gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With too much sauce is not popular now." He was stupid to say "Tsuyu-daku" with the happiest simle.
I wanted to ask him "Do you really want to eat it ?", and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour. I thought him just wanted to say "with too much sauce".
A specialist of Yoshinoya, I'd like to say that the finest order is "Negi-daku". That is the coolest. "Omori Negi-daku with a fresh egg " it is the most popular style of us, the cult of Yoshinoya.
Negi-daku is full with much onion. Instead of that it's with mere beef.This is so good. And it with a fresh egg. This is the best.
However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you order one. It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better eat regular meal with beef and salmon.

This thread needs more fish.

Fish VN?

>>1884269

Ever17.

My father.

Fuck yes fish thread!

>>994284

Wallpaper

Why don't they put the tuna on the floor?

... and why is it frozen?