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Why is Hori such a dumb bitch?

>I was only 9 years old
>i loved Hori so much, I had all of her merchandise and photocards
>"Hori is love" I say. "Hori is life"
>/jp/ hears me and calls me a nogicuck
>I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for Hori
>I called them hkt gravure pigs
>They began spamming disgusting hakata whores and I go to bed
>I'm crying now, I really hate gravure pigs
>I lay in bed, and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's zombie hori
>I am so happy
>She whispers in my ear, "this is mine"
>She grabs me with unhumanlike freezing cold hands and takes a big bite out of my neck
>I'm ready
>I let zombie hori devour my flesh
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Hori
>I begin to black out as she severs my artery with her teeth
>I can't feel anything as the last breaths of my life go by
>My dad walks in
>Hori looks at him straight in the eye and says "Hoshimina is a fucking bitch"
>Hori leaves through my window as my father wails over my dead, eaten body
>Hori is love, Hori is life

>>14399378
I can just imagine Whori frustratingly masturbating over and over while she cries about Tegoshi not wanting to fuck her like an AKB whore.

What do you think Zombie Hori's cold, lifeless, rotting, maggot infested manko would feel like?

I like Hori as a meme idol, but she likes Johnnies and was caught posting pictures standing in the same spot, wearing the same coat (some letterman jacket type thing) as a Johnny Jr's photoshoot.

>>14229457
Hori's been sneaking protein powder into all of her food.

She fucked with Hori one too many times.

Would you cum on Zombie Hori's open wound?

Die you fucking gravure pigs.

>>14061639
1st gen bitches

Seriously die you gravure pigs. Can you have a single ounce of respect for idols?

>>13888526
Don't compare Hori to your gravure trash you HKT pig.

>Be Zombie Hori Oshi
>Watching Kojichuu on my computer
>I've seen the Hori Zombie Episode 452 times
>Mom says its bath time
>Tells me I'll lose 10 good boy points if I don't take my bath (won't have enough for some chicken tendies)
>Take laptop into the bathroom so I can watch Hori while my mom cleans me
>Mom tells me I watch that shitty chinese show too much
>Knocks Laptop into the water
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>My mom runs out of the bathroom out of pure disgust at the sight of me shitting myself (I lose all my good boy points)
>Wail about while crying as I pray to Zombie Hori
>Suddenly out of the bubbles something emerges
>It's Zombie Hori
>There is nothing worth left living for now that I don't have enough good boy points for tendies for like a whole week
>I beckon Hori to feed on my flesh
>Hori takes a big bite out of my neck
>It hurts so bad, but feels so good at the same time
>As Hori severs my artery I ejaculate at the same time
>I can feel my life begin to slip away as Hori feeds on me
>Hori is love, Hori is Life

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