/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29529931
If you a get a cold the Pharaoh will show up to be your servant for the day

>"A-anon, as rightful heir to the kingdom, decedent of a long line of pharaohs, and democratically elected class president I demand you go out with me!"

>New student gets transferred to yours school
>Starts ordering everyone around and even takes over as class president
>Tries demanding that you share lunch with her but you had wireless headphones blocking out her order
>Angrily stomps away out of the lunch room and telling you about how you'll rue the day for crossing her
>Day is about to end but you get called to the office
>Principle and overly smug transfer student are there with a pre-signed detention slip
>Principle doesn't even want to hear your side of the story and just sends you off
>In detention you meet other transfer student
>Weird purple snake girl
>Passes notes to you about how she knows you've been wronged and will help you get revenge if you agree to work with her
What'd ya say anon?

I want to get cornered by a group of popular egyptian girls at my school and forced to become their servant!

>>19796122
https://imgur.com/JcNZ4fy

I want to be the boyfriend of the class queen!

>>17617912
I want to be the boy toy of a popular high school pharaoh!

>>16940841
What about the rich and popular highschool monstergirl clique?

Would you approach the popular monster girls clique in MGC High?

Is she trying to pass as an eternal 17 year old?

>>16365525
>>16365520
Pharaohs, voting? I thought we lived in an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we took turns acting as some executive officer for a week.

Undead Kingdoms set in MGEs not-Egypt would be pretty awesome.

>>13884849
Beings with the powers nearing that of a god can have fun too!

>>13884860
I remember reading greentexts about that. Was that you?

>>13834352
>buff Hinezumi

Every day at PE and at various breaks she'll come up to me, and challenge me to a fight. She claims it's to beat my ugly face in. Yet there's a certain glint in her eyes when sparring me. It's like she secretely hopes that i'll defeat her someday.

>Clever Leanan Sidhe

I can't go by a day to see some insulting drawing on the walls or at locks depicting me as a loser. But that's the least of my worries. It's been the third time this month that i've opened up my locker only to have a paint bomb explode in my face.

But that's not all. She's spiked my food and drinks more than once already. Having me fall asleep, after which she can "decorate" my face and body. I've noticed she mostly enjoys "decorating" down there, lewd bastard.

I suspects she gets her fancy drugs from their leader. That cheeky little bastard

>Dormouse

I didn't know Dormouses could have enemies, perhaps it's because I stepped on her tail once while she was sleeping. Or perhaps she's mistaking me for somoene else. No matter, she seems keen on ruining my day and making my life a living hell.

Though aside from the occasional remark she'll let her two friends do all the work. Atleast Dormouses don't go agains't their nature.

It's not all that bad, aslong as I stick around my good friend.

>Pharaoh

Why I don't understand, but she's always been around me since we were young. Perhaps that just it, she is simply used to me.

It's certainly helpfull, she has her own little fanclub that keeps their eyes on me. In a good way that is. They keep the majority of problems off my back. I've also noticed the mummies taking their time to remove the little works of art, preventing me and Pharaoh from seeing them.

They can't prevent everything though. Especially not the constant challenges from that Hinezumi, which they respect and keep their distance from.

All in all it's not that bad. I think i'll make it through. I just have to keep training and stay on my guard.

>>13446652
Well anons, it's the springtime of your youth.

>art by Loen.
Shorthaired version: http://i.imgur.com/de3NAXo.jpg