/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15440217
put one of these in front of her room

>get chased by a herd of holsts for wearing red
>hastily cross a bridge
>trip
>fuck, time for a pelvis workout
>nothing happens
>can hear lots of heavy breathing though
>slowly turn around
>none of them have crossed yet
>they're just standing there on the other side
>faces flushed with unwavering lust and heart pupils
>reaching for you
>inspect the bridge....
>oh, that explains it

And that's the story of how I learned to bully Holstaurs.