/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>final phase
>song changes again
>main vocals kick in

foolish humans

>27% in
yup, shit's bananas

>>/jp/thread/S23746497
I've been looking through the archives and it's kinda funny how there were literally no schizos in early 2020 here.
Why did this thread change so much? i genuinely doubt there's anyone from that thread still posting now.

Consider the following:

SEA and AUS should be rangebanned.
Kanji CAPTCHA to filter out the EOPs. EOP = normie
2hu CAPTCHA to filter tourists.
Vtuber identification CAPTCHA- If you only watch HoloEN or Holo, you're a fucking newfag tourist who should lurk more.
Mods and jannies must do the above 3 CAPTCHAs because we don't need someone unfamiliar with our board/hobby culture moderating us.
English proficiency test CAPTCHA, filters out ESLs who love spreading garbage narratives conceived from their poor understanding of the language.
Female ban: 90% of vitriolic narratives are made by them (look at those cow forums). Introduce a penis CAPTCHA; posters are required to scan their dicks in order to post. If your dick is smaller than 1 inch then it's considered a clit, therefore female = ban.
Ban Ayamefags. They're avatarfags who love falseflagging with their shitty oshit.
Ban Twitchfags who unironically and ironically use lingo like "pog."
Rorschach test CAPTCHA to weed out the mentally ill.
Ban /vt/ refugees, they have their own thread. The clown is an honorary though.


Thank for your consideration. Expect to see an improvement in thread quality after these implementations.

>still trying to waste all the slots
Is too late

Great thread everyone

Another chaotic thread. Great to see everyone having fun.

>>33748680
we aren't becoming polka, we're just living in a clown world

>>33612083
I simply stay here, enjoying the fire and giving some marshmallows to everyone passing by

>>32660204
FUCK OFF MY DREAM COLLAB WILL COME TRUE ONE DAY

>>32467244
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill fatass with a imageboard that fatshames her and treats her like trash?

>>32200090
ENJOY THE RIDE !!

>Polka 3D debut
>80k
>Pekora 3D debut
>50k
Pekokeks???

Too bad they'll just have to race again

ina is awfully quiet

>>30564670
I will forever wait for the day they collab so i can gloat about it in this thread to all the anons who said i was being delusional and i'm gonna fucking enjoy it

I love it when Polka-Sama-no-Dama uses her deep voice! The husky one! It's cute!

Guys, is Polka... OK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjIQZ8BfRok

>>30423966
>he doesn't know

>>30333064
I can't understand her, but she's still my favorite.

>>30261152
It's actually rather fascinating, from a psychological perspective. I can only imagine how that will affect the inevitable parasocial breakup.

>>30068688
>spend money
Yeah, she's pretty fucked up looking I'll admit. I made her myself since I can't afford a good model right now. Eventually I do want to upgrade. The model and if people can make it through the cringe is the true filter. Plus, my voice.

>>30069078
She's gonna honk you whether you like it or not.

Dead Hours are CLOWN HOURS.

https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm