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Would you help a clumsy Amazon train for the big football game?

How about this:
>A deviant Amazon likes to cuddle and headpat her husband
>One day she's molesting him again, wrapping her arms around his abdomen and breathing softly in his ear
>Just as she turns his head to kiss his cheek, a bunch of villagers burst in
>They gasp in shock as they see their so-called friend committing sins like it's going out of fashion
>"Eww! Dass lez, sis!"
>"You fucking lesbo!"
>"Get out lezzie!"
>They jeer and hoot at her as she pushes him away in panic
>Her eyes well with tears of shame at being caught
>"I-it's not lez to kiss a guy! It's the opposite of that!"
>The others look at her like an idiot
>"It's the Amazon Code, lesbo!"

>>13340413
>Oh, Dearie? He's off at one of those boys' weekends again. Grilling, whiskey, cigars, you know, boy stuff.
>Grilling? Wow, boys really love to cook!
>I wish I could spy on a boys' weekend, I hear they compare dicks in the shower~