/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Walking through Wonderland
>Nearest town to you is 40 inches away on the opposite side of the dark forest
>Heart-shaped flowers start dancing on the sky
>"You've attracted the attention of a group of horny cheshire cats" appears on your screen
>The chase begins
>Path switches from club to diamond patterns as the piano zips across the trees playing the "Benny Hill Theme" with a table and chair on hand
>You notice a pair of dormice are blocking the path ahead, sleeping next to a giant teapot hanging upside down from the chimney
What's your course of action?

Does wonderland take people at random or is there some reason to the madness? Cause I'd imagine it'd be really awkward for a man already married to monster to wind up there