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New anime season of Saki announced too.

Yes. I spoke with him face to face fourteen years back.

I was driving home from the horse track, and some punk kid's truck plowed right into me. He survived and ran off, and I couldn't move. I slowly bled to death and woke up. I was in the clouds, no world below me. I was sitting at a wooden table, God across on the other side.

Long story short, I didn't want to be dead. So we made a deal. If I could beat him in a game of mahjong, I'd have a second chance. He wins, I go to hell.

God was winning for the most part, until the final hand. I was one tile away from a Dai Sushi. All I needed was the 9sou. But God, being omnipotent, knew I needed this, and had prearranged the tiles so that it was the last tile in the wall, and he would get it. I predicted this.

When there were two tiles left, I pulled a sleight of hand. I quickly flipped the two tiles as I drew. "Tsumo". Yakuman.

God said to me, "Do you think you can cheat the Lord?" I knelt, and said "You did not prevent it from happening, so you had arranged for me to do so." He laughed. I blacked out, and then woke up in the hospital.

Let's be Tanoshii-ed together guys

>>4361359
Ohohohohohohoho

gtfo athens.

>>3529865

Are there any good mahjong games for DS? Most of them have tiny tiles and the tiles aren't really dealed like in tenhou, they just appear like CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG

Characters with a personality would be fine too, I hate shadow people without voice.

Pic related, it's what I want