/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45699500
She's going to manifest behind you and clamp on tight
Then slowly and gently sink into a gap with you in tow as you squirm in her unbreakable grip in terror
Once you're within, you become hers forever

>>45421660
That's why yanhus are so hot Anon
The monster caught you, and is now going to keep you
how do you manage life and pacify your new supernaturally beautiful wife

>>45318390
If I wasn't 100% screwed before then I am now.

>>45200741
That applies to all 2hus really, since they're all batshit or otherwise dysfunctional to some degree
and why the idea of yanderes works so well with them
the heart wants what the heart wants, and this superhuman monster wants (You)

Even Kogasa would be awful in short order, since she's literally the physical manifestation of abandonment issues

>>45179574
Yeah, you can't trust anyone these days.
Fortunately, I'm already happily married to my wonderful human wife and don't need to worry about youkai trying to deceive me any more.
Not that it stops them from lying about my darling wife, sadly. They keep coming up with ridiculous lies about her kidnapping children, eating people, and abusing her pets. It's inconceivable that my beautiful wife would ever do such a thing, and those youkai's envy of our happy human marriage is just disgusting.

The picture is my wife taste testing the cranberry sauce she just made. I just love this woman so much, bros.

>>45037149
But she has far more sex appeal than the Jaku ever could achieve

>>44177356
just because you forgot about gappy doesn't mean gappy forgot about (You)

>>43686217
Who knows? I'm just trying to guess what he meant. It may not even necessarily be losing legs, just any reaction that's as potent and undesirable as setting off a landmine. You shouldn't be hanging out near landmines in the first place anyway.