/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42782389
I often think about this scenario
>post-portals world
>some young anon is wasting his life away in his parent's basement
>one day they get a visit from a very pale and elegant lady
>anon overhears fragments of their conversation
>"wait, you'd pay us HOW MUCH?"
>"and I'd get HOW MANY grandchildren?"
15 minutes later, mom comes down to anon's basement
>"anon, pack your stuff"
>"you're coming with this nice lady"
In the end anon's life didn't change much, except now he's fucking Wight pussy instead of his hand