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>>34647316
>A Hellhound's husband has just recently watched regular human porn and gapped to it
>Pic related
>"Hehehe, Lhea Kharina is such a hottie~"
>The Hellhound wife is disappointed
>"Other than the fact I can't believe you watched Normie human porn. You honestly believe you were aroused by it!? THINK DEAR HUSBAND! YOU ARE AN INCUBUS AFTER ME RIDING YOUR HIPS AND DICK AND YOU STILL BELIEVE YOU ARE AROUSED BY HUMAN WOMEN WHEN IT WAS MAMONO MANA TJAT GAVE YOUR CHEAP ERECTION AND NUT?!"

>meanwhile, somewhere else
>A cupid lies defeated as her.love arrows and love spell cant seem to get the human boy target she is tasked with to fall in love with a monstergirl
>Eros herself stands over the cupid subordinate, disappointed
>"You are in the verge of giving up on your target??? Because he's a "Dense Romantic Comedy protagonist straight out of a RomCom and or Harem cartoon!?" THINK BEATRIX! MAYBE INSTEAD RESORTING TO TROPES AND CLICHES TO GET THAT IN LOVE WITH A GIRL. ENCOURAGE AND TEACH THAT BOT TO APPROACH A GIRL AND CONFESS AND TALK HIS FEELINGS OUT! INSTEAD OF TJOSE HORRID CLICHES AND TROPES WE ALL SEE IN TV!!!!!!"

>And meanwhile in ANOTHER place
>A Shonen Protagonist Hero lies on the ground mouth opened, tongue out, has heart pupils and a huge erection
>He is Corrupted with Mamono Mana™
>An older Order Paladin or Order Priest looks down at the corrupted Shonen Hero
>"Why... WHY DID YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE CORRUPTED BY DEMONIC MONSTER LUST!? *he points his fingers in the side of his head* THINK ADVENTURER! HOW CAN THE MONSTERGIRLS EVER BE CONSIDERED 'THE TRUE GOOD GUYS' WHEN THEY TAKE AND RAPE OUR BOYS, CORRUPT AND MONSTERIZE YOUR GIRLS AND WOMEN INTO MORE MONSTERS AND DEMONS, AAAND. THE DEMON LORD'S PLANS INVOLVE REWRITTING THE VERY FABRIC IF REALITY TO SUIT A MONSTERGIRL'S NEEDS, WANTON WANTS AND PLEASURE THAT WILL RESULT IN THE EXTINCTION OF PURE HUMANS AND PURE HUMANITY!!!! AND IF, ILLIAS FORBID- THE DEMON LORD'S PLANS SUCCEED. THERE WILL BE NO ACTUAL HUMANS LEFT! JUST MONSTERGIRLS AND 'INCUBI', THE BASTARDIZED VERSION OF WHAT MONSTERS THINK HUMAN MEN ARE! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE IN THE FUTURE IF THAT ECER HAPPENS!?
>the Corrupted Hero mutters lovingly: "A family. I will have a family of monster daughters, still human sons, and so many grand kids and relatives..."