/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44597680
Vampires are prime milfs. If you're looking for a sugar mama, you'll probably go vampire.

>>44536162
Vampcels seething as I make out with my shameless vampire wife in public. We have three dhampir daughters, all of them dearly beloved by their mama.

>>43988970
>get a vampire who was born in modern day US
>DEMAND she dress in baroque clothing and put on a silly accent

>>43876375
i don't have a lot of vamp art and I don't want to reuse this too much

>portals open
>human woman are seething that men are ignoring them
>get my ass a shovel and lantern and head to the cemetary
>hoping for a cute banshee or wight
>End up catching the attention of something MUCH more powerful...
>Now have to deal with angry villagers trying to storm your "honeymoon" estate every now and again
>try to get the wife to try something other than maidens blood but she gets fussy
>but still expects you to calm down the crowds durring the day

>>43860762
I appreciate her dedication and the fact she dressed up a suburban house as a gothic castle.
I tell her she is pretty rad. If she's dressed in baroque style and speaks in a silly accent when I meet her I'd propose on the spot