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Despite being energetic pranksters and teasers, cheshire cats can be and are some of the most calm, romantic partners around. And excellent cuddlers on top of that!

>>18589354
>Knock up 6 cheshires at once.
>They all give birth around the same time.

>The eldest is basically a prodigy with an IQ of around 168 and is working on a double PHD in quantum physics and mathematics. She has a massive ego, bragging about her achievements to her father and teasing her younger sisters religiously. Gets off on being called a good girl and having her head patted.

>The second eldest has a massive inferiority complex from being compared to her elder sister. Lucked out in the brains and charisma department maintaining a straight B-C average and barely able to talk to other people besides her father. Father introduced her to video games at a young age and it remains their one shared hobby that they bond over.

>3rd child is a bit spacey but has a talent for art and speaks fluent french that she self-taught. Apparently makes a lot of portraits of her sisters and her father. Constantly begs him to pose naked for her to his embarrassment. She doesn't really seem to notice the eldest's teasing or the 4th's bad attitude.

>4th child is a delinquent and constantly gets into fights. She actually had to go to the hospital after getting an eye clawed out by a particularly bad-mannered hellhound. She smokes, stays out late, constantly skips class and has a massive heart-throbbing crush on her father that makes her get all red faced whenever she talks to him.

>The fifth one died at a young age in a horrible accident and had to be resurrected by a lich. She has a disturbingly dark sense of humor and constantly unsews some of her body parts to pull pranks on others. Avid fan of horror movies and the only one that actively hangs out with the 3rd.

The 6th became a sabbath member and was transformed into a perma-loli when she was 12. She likes tea-parties, dressing up, and is a psychotic sadist that constantly talks to some figment of her imagination she calls Horton as if he were really there. She also like sweets and is really easy to bribe.

Now then, Anon. I take it you'll be treating his daughters with the respect they deserve?

>>18075358
I do. I want it bad. I just want one to come crawling into my bed and snuggle up next to me.

>>13466779
>>13466851

By virtue of the laws of Portal:

- A Cheshire that teleports preserves her inertia
- A Cheshire knows she cannot safely land at those speeds, so must teleport back up into the air rather than land anywhere.
- A Cheshire will gain even more momentum as she falls one again, on top of her previous momentum
- This will continue ad infinitum until the Cheshire reaches terminal velocity.

However, by virtue of the Douglas Adams Law of Bad News ("Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the exception of bad news, which follows its own special laws"):

- The Cheshire falls under the category of "Bad News" with capital letters, and thus is able to exceed normal monstergirl terminal velocity and reach or even surpass light speed
- This will totally fuck up spacetime the same was a Cheshire fucks up nice days and nice upholsteries.
- The result will be a cathole. Not to be confused with a "fuckin' cathole", a particularly asinine Cheshire bully, but rather a space-time rupture to Wonderland which attracts Cheshires and sucks them in.
- The result is that more Cheshires will come flooding out from the cathole and ruin a perfectly good city or province.
- Once again, this is not to be confused with the very similar cathole contained in Cheshire panties, which can also create unwanted additional Cheshires, albeit in a very different manner at a much slower rate.