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>>12055332
What a coincidence. So do I.
In fact, my goal in life is to become Marisa so I can be with Alice. Even if it's just as friends.

>>12004035
Normally but she's very friendly and only fights if directly challenged, and does not harm humans at all unless directly provoked.
And she has been noted to be a very human-like youkai.

>implying penetration of the cervix is pleasurable for either party

>>4367409

Well, good games dude, thank you for hosting. Sorry for trying so hard with Marisa, I just started playing with her since yesterday. Still have a lot of trouble connecting 66A with Busky Sweeper for the acrobatic combo, which lead to quite a lot of trouble for me. See you around, it was really nice to play without any delay at all!

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, that little cunt that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. They even have the time stopper to help them, goddamn. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping at Kourindou. She broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as she was grinning at me like the little cunt she is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Alice we’ll call her, was there too, and she instantly picked up on it. She started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE SHE DIDN’T GET IT, MARISA! FUCK!”. By now, that kid Flandre is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz perfect meido Sakuya appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid, or mistress' sister, whatever. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Sakuya, get your girl tested as soon as possible, she just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows she just fucked up big time because her maid isn’t defending her ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed Morichika, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the maid sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

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