/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>32578399
gtfo newfag I've been here since moot himself drew Coco

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>>31735078
I wonder if moot would have been into chuubas

Claiming this thread for Kaichou!

>>31235066
Mori's done for sure now guys. I'm sure COVER never considered the possibility of a primarily-musical talent releasing her unused B-sides under a different pseudonym. I'm absolutely certain that she was hired by someone who had no knowledge of the foreign indie music scene and thus found the act of an artist releasing a track too edgy for their public persona under another name wholly incomprehensible. The Japanese are naive, innocent lambs and there's no way they could have foreseen a moody midwestern art thot doing something like this. Someone at COVER definitely did not approve this and now the emperor himself is going to have Mori Calliope put to death publicly to satiate the bloodlust of gachikois.

>>31172173
>women masturbate to things as well
what an earth-shattering revelation, thank you anon

>>31111364
You should have warped to japan and made yagoo not make hololive an idol company :^)

>>30955397
*clap clap*

>>30723131

>google services shit the bed
>half the internet implodes due to reliance on google services
google dismantled by anti-trust laws when?

>stayed until the end of ame stream
>ina streaming now
>have to go to work in 4 hours
>the bitch combak is in 2 hours and a half
Im not gonna make it annons

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>>30160635
can always count on friend

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>>29883069
FOR FUCK'S SAKE MOOT

>>29725375
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Here's a quick rundown on Coco to spoonfeed all the newfags joining us:
>YAGOO kneels to Coco
>In contact with Iofifteen
>Possess businesswoman-like abilities
>Control Hololive with an iron but fair fist
>Own VTuber accounts all over YouTube
>Direct descendant of the eternal dragon bloodline
>Will bankroll the first generation of HololiveEN (Coco Kaine will be the first to debut)
>In the process of transforming Reddit as her personal billboard
>Own basically every real estate property in Kamurocho
>First designer babies will be Pekora Babies
>said to have 400+ removed videos, such Kaoru'ing has only existed deep in Subaru's channel
>Ancient 5ch narratives tell of a Tenshi who will descend upon Hololive and will bring an era of 草 and unprecedented INCLINING with them
>This is Coco
>She owns AsaCoco drug labs around the world
>You likely have AsaCoco inside you right now
>Every Holo has the mark of the Kiryu Kai implanted in them at their debut
>Coco is in regular communication with the Maji Tenshis Kanata and Towa..., forwarding the word of Management to the EOPs
>Discovered ARK
>She learned fluent Japanese in under a rep
>YAGOO allows her full access to the evidence of narratives within the Cover Corp archives
>Gachikoi entrust their supacha with Coco. There's no ARS in Ft. Fubuki, only Ft. Coco
>She is 3501 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently debated by our containment thread
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points in time and space from Ami Yamato to the day she finishes GOI
>She has been able to access the Cover Corp dirt since birth, and has spoken about what she saw while she was a newborn
>Coco will guide Hololive into a new age of menhera, narratives, and YABEE
>We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she isn't Chris.

>>25390697

I fucking love this bitch.