/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>No small, clever leprechaun girls with the gift of gab
>You'll never be flirted with by a 4-foot-nothin' redhead wearing black buckled shoes and a gold-buttoned green jacket
>With rows of eye-catching freckles and a single gold tooth that she likes to show off

>"Well ain't yer a looker 'n sittin' 'round like a knackered muppet!? 'Oy aboyt we go out on the lash together? Git proper langered. maybe save de snoggin' for lay-ra but still 'av a craic."