/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can Reimu win a dogfight against a single F-16?

Sorry to do this to you /jp/. But I already asked /trv/ and they told me what they could but I need some more tips.

So here's this situation...

The coming Monday I'm boarding a plane and heading to Japan with 4 other friends. We have pretty much no real plans and are going to be there for one whole month.
Our group can speak next to no Japanese, but I can read a bit thanks to Chinese that I've learnt.
We plan on: climbing Mt Fuji, flying to Okinawa, Bus Passing around everywhere else we need to. But mainly stay around Osaka/Tokyo. (Personally plan to do some /jp/-related purchasing, but hiding power levels make that hard... Will be around for WonderFest, but not Comiket ;_;)
We're pretty cheap, so we even thought about living on the streets or sleeping on trains/at lan cafes.

So how fucked are we?

Also some other questions.
How do we get temporary phones? Do they do SIM cards?
What's the general cost of food and living? How much money should I bring?
What stores in Akihabara should I look out for? Do they shun foreigners that try to buy doujin?
Soap Lands and Maid Cafes... How do they work?
Where does ZUN live?

/jp/ meetup in nippon?

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