/jp/ - Otaku Culture

9. Baka

>The design is intriguing, but confusing. How does it work?
It's simple, really. The design assumes that you are prepared with appropriate pants at the ready, e.g. a pair with an easy-access hole next to the anus. To use The Safety Chair, you simple position your anal opening over the phallic protrusion and slide on down.

At this point, you are safe from the threat of falling off of your chair. The Safety Chair functions much like the foundation to a building, and you never see buildings just fall over.

>Is this sanitary?
Sanitation used to be one of the bigger obstacles standing in the war of The Safety Chair's development, but it's a hurdle we've managed to clear and we think you'll be pleased with the results!

Widespread public usage of The Safety Chair not only makes it safer to sit in public, but it also alleviates some economic crises as well, most notably unemployment. With the advent of The Safety Chair, we anticipate that a number of new jobs opportunities will open up as the need for cleanliness arises. These career positions, referred to as "knob cleaners" in R/D, will be assigned to particular districts and will me responsible for licking The Safety Chair's phallic knob clean after every use.

Don't despair, nobody here at The Safety Chair wants you to get buttsick from sitting down in public! Our aim is to make sitting safer, and not vice-versa!

>>8148588
!#%!@

K-STYLE is not glitching around... It's ART.
I have to agree with >>8148567
I don't think they're keeping their promise of "Keeping K-style while adding new styles"

Lol... Who knows man...

These Otaku are [CRAZY]...!!

Because without one I can PARTY HARD on /jp/ when I want!!

If I had a girlfriend she would probably just hold me down...

And you know...

That is not my STYLE!

Without one I can PARTY HARD on /jp/ whenever I want!!

>>7880933
What do you have against my favorite Touhous...?!

That just means KoG has good taste!

If I had a girlfriend she would probably just hold me down...

And you know...

That is not my STYLE!

Without one I can PARTY HARD on /jp/ when I want!!

>>7867030
>>7867033
>>7867035

Nips have no taste, fuck them.

>>7040799
>>7040755
Well will you look what Eye did!
Show's all you who think I'm stupid!
Unintentional doubles prove Eye'm the best.
My rhymes are simple but clearly strongest.
This was great; I certainly enjoyed it.
It's always good to challenge my wit.
Good night, /jp/, I bid you adieu,
Humans, youkai, and naughty tengu.
To grind out these lyrics was might strenuous.
I hope I haven't made any of you jealous.
This enough, the end of the road for me
Time to wait warmly for flanfly.jpg

Well, no Christmas, but still Cirno :3

>>6637196
You mad because he called your precious K-on shitty?

I've come to you, the experts, with a grave question.

How can I learn of your Touhous? I got Perfect Cherry Blossom, and on an epic streak that was broken by...something, I managed to make it 51% of the way through the game.

This is a slow and not very effective method of learning about the characters. What's a faster, better method?

can it be cirno tiem?

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cirno da ze ;3