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>>39837105
They can be but usually aren't. I can't prove you wrong but I've written extensive essays on this topic in the past if you'd like to look through the archive for my theories and hypotheses

Between a hag bunghole and a slampig bunghole, which has more mileage?

A hag would be older so she must have taken more shits over time.
But a slampig eats much more and therefore also shits more in terms of both volume and frequency on a per year basis. The actual process of extruding the massive amounts of feces from the bunghole may also be a much more intense and physically taxing experience for a slampig.

I need someone with deep insights to answer this for me.

Needless to say, I think a hag slampig would have the most well-used bunghole.