/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I must confess, /jp/, I've been a very naughty boy. I ought not to, but I do so confess. Sometimes when it's dark in my house, and me mum and dad have gone up for the twilight and been kissed by the sandman's dust, I lock me door with a soft little click, and I crawl into my desk chair, where me laptop lay on the surface. I open it up, and I look at such lewd and naughty things. The other night, I found pictures of patchouli being rather chubbers, with big cheeks and big bulbous breasts. This gave my wee willy quite a stir, and I reached down into my dirty house-trousers and fished out the little bastard, and gave him a squeeze, and he responded nicely. I then found more-pictures of Yukari doing nasty, nasty things those gaps, and Ran and chen doing the sideways shuffle and stop! I couldn't believe me eyes, such naughty, naughty things. I am but a wee boy of 27, far too young for a wizard of my stature to be gleaning such foul, sinful knowledge! But I did~ I pulled my wee willy with most fervent muster when I came across a warm little picture of Flandere pregnant, about to do the naughty again with a big strong man. I shot gobs and gobs of gobstoppers from my winking willy, and then flip-flopped my hand lapped it from my palm like a funny fellow. I felt so dirty.

Do you ever feel dirty, /jp/? I'm such a bad boy.

I must confess, /jp/, I've been a very naughty boy. I ought not to, but I do so confess. Sometimes when it's dark in my house, and me mum and dad have gone up for the twilight and been kissed by the sandman's dust, I lock me door with a soft little click, and I crawl into my desk chair, where me laptop lay on the surface. I open it up, and I look at such lewd and naughty things. The other night, I found pictures of patchouli being rather chubbers, with big cheeks and big bulbous breasts. This gave my wee willy quite a stir, and I reached down into my dirty house-trousers and fished out the little bastard, and gave him a squeeze, and he responded nicely. I then found more-pictures of Yukari doing nasty, nasty things those gaps, and Ran and chen doing the sideways shuffle and stop! I couldn't believe me eyes, such naughty, naughty things. I am but a wee boy of 27, far too young for a wizard of my stature to be gleaning such foul, sinful knowledge! But I did~ I pulled my wee willy with most fervent muster when I came across a warm little picture of Flandere pregnant, about to do the naughty again with a big strong man. I shot gobs and gobs of gobstoppers from my winking willy, and then flip-flopped my hand lapped it from my palm like a funny fellow. I felt so dirty.

Do you ever feel dirty, /jp/? I'm such a bad boy.

I used to fill small plastic bottles with water and put spiders in them and freeze them.

I feel pretty bad about it now.

LOl i cant belive u and mom r going to work wht ur just slaves and dont no it! i live the good life alone in my rom taking it easz and not workin like a chump! im studyin autism rite now so i can get a check too! FOR FREE! but u and mom rnt smart enuff to play the siystem like me and get free munoey for life. thats what a REAL smart person does!

by te way im out of shin ramyun ramen cn u get me sum? THE ONLY SEL MARUCHAN AT THE GROCERY STORE U GO TO? UGHHH UR SUCHA BAKA THATS SHIT I WANT THE IMPORTED KIND!

U WANT ME TO WASH THE DISHES while ur gone ??FUCK YOU BOTH

-/jp/er after a long night of browsing /jp/

>that feel when you need to brush your teeth because you sleep 18 hours a day and only get up to eat, pee/poop and cry