/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35817503
Nah, I like reading you people getting angry. I mean there can be a dozen threads about sex related stuff on the Jay. But one thread suggesting that someone doesn't like to death strangle their cock 24/7 sends people into a 151 reply shitfit. You need to understand that I'm not judging you for throttling on your dick with a death grip until it becomes a tiny mishappened thing, okay? I just would prefer it if you didn't share it is all. Does you talking about touching your ding dong contribute in any way to board culture? Does posting the things you masturbate to contribute to discussion? Isn't it all a round about way of blogposting? Like saying, "Hey hey guys I just had lunch and I ate this and I ate this and I ate this and I liked it so much!" Only instead of food and going outside it is just porn, and you inside of a tiny, cramped, dirty room. When I see posts like that I am not imagining the feeling of wind in my hair, the heat beating down on my face and shoulders, and the incessent drone of chicadas as I stand in the garden of the sun and speak with Yuka. I imagine the rank smell of body odor and rotting food, the humidity of a room with it's windows closed, blinds drawn, and door unopened for days in the middle of summer. Instead of the of the gentle laugh and strong upright figure of the master of the garden of the sun I am imagining some weird little mutant who is way too common and impossible to forget in this world.

It's gross, but also funny because people like that are the punchline to life.