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>Rolled a Dark Priest last thread, started going out with her
>Thought she'd drag me straight to the sex dimension or whatever, but she's stated she wants to take our relationship slow
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>Despite being 'Fallen', she's still strictly religious, drags me to Church and Bible Study every week
>Makes me pray morning and evening kneeling by her at the bed, which is cool
>She mostly thanks God for giving her such a handsome and charming husband (neat!), And that He please keep her from the unnatural Lust for me, provoked by her slutty dreams the night before, *which she then recounts in detail* and with sound effects
>Tells me we can't have sex until we are married, and we can't get married until we complete the 3-month pre-marriage counseling and engagement period
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>She buys us 'promise rings' with little scriptures on them. they are all Lewd scriptures from Song of Solomon
>During our engagement, she lives in my house, goes with me everywhere, and sleeps in my bed. This is to 'prepare us for the married life', but we must remain chaste the entire period
>This somehow involves her wearing ridiculous 'chastity vestments' (pic related) wherever we go, so I get to follow a leggy broad in sprayed-on latex around Mamano-Mart while she not-so-subtly waggles her hips whenever she bends over. She also likes to 'show wifely affection' by hugging my arm during the car ride home, which is nice, but this also involves her squishing her fat fucking tits boobs against my arm and jiggling the whole way.
>The Church also says she must 'Annoint herself that she may be pleasing to the Eyes of Her Husband', which she has interpreted as dousing herself in 'Jungle Lust, No. 9' until she reeks like a P'Orc whorehouse and gives me a stiffy from 2 floor away with a single whiff.
>If that wasn't bad enough, she's decided we're supposed to be 'bundling', so I end up spooning and cuddling her all night long. She must be even more pent up than me, because she's started humping me in her sleep. Now I don't need to hear her recount her wet dreams at morning prayers, I hear the whole play-by-play as it happens.
>Did I mention she talks in her sleep?
>Finally I can't take it anymore, I lock myself in the bathroom and decide to crank one out for sanity's sake
>Somehow she hears and threatens to break down the door
>Apparently I risk committing the grave sin of 'Onanism' if I 'spill my seed' anywhere but in her
>No, we still can't smash until the wedding 1 1/2 months away
>She tells me in addition to everything else, I now have to 'confess' my sinful thoughts to her every day
>She also watches me constantly to make sure I'm not tempted to crank one out when she isn't there
>Of course, I have to do the same for her
>We have much to confess to each other, and it doesn't really seem to help the temptation
>Finally I tell her I need SOMETHING
>She relents
>She shyly tells me that, even if it's a sin, if I want to, we can still hold hands and interlace fingers while we sleep
>I'm still pent up, but it's strangely nice. Plus, I can still feel her thighs pressing against mine when we sit together in Church, and I get to kiss her on the cheek when we great each other.
>Can't wait to give her a real kiss on my wedding day

>>32996228
>RYoA Chad is back
Based and Bogey-pilled
>Rolled Dark Priest
I will take her to Church and refresh my soul in the Joy of the Lord and then I will take her home and get started on God's first commandment to Man

>>32974785
Okay.