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yuugi i just

>>10340294
Asking a long time smoker to stop is mean.

She would have to be a beautiful, tall, white, blonde, extremely-toned Scandinavian chick to properly pull off Yuugi. And perhaps drunk.

None of that overly-photoshoped Asian girl attempting to cosplay as a blonde character bullshit.

If she fulfilled my requirements and was a good person altogether as well, then yeah I probably would.
Need to watch out to make sure she isn't skanky or a normal cosplayer. Pretty cosplayers at cons are probably complete sluts that fuck everyone there, don't want any STDs.

I can't.

I'm missing organs for me to safely consume a good amount and I'm on meds.


But I think they're might be someone I know who would be up for drinking toe to toe with Suika

Why is lewd and dangerously threatening looking Yuugi so much hotter?

An oni, an oni I am.

>>8519322
I can't read Japanese and there aren't any translated VNs apps. I hope some enterprising people out there would start marketing translated light novels and visual novels for the smart phone/android market. That would make purchasng the overpriced piece of shit worth it.

>>8396602
>I've always thought yuugi was kinda homely
Yeah? Well fuck you.
However I respect your preference for Suika.

>>8077937

I just kinda hate for ruining this thread, but sauce or some more please?

Post your favorite Touhou pictures.
It doesn't have to be good to be your favorite~

I love me some Yuugi.

I wish to be her house husband and cook her delicious meals as I take care of our huge Oni children and she will come home drunk and mount me in a crazed, drunken lust.

I think I will chose the second option.
Might be cool.

I'd live a modest life with Yuugi. I'd work in the fields by day and we would drink and make love every night. She could also use her finely toned muscles to help me with the manual labor and protect me from the various perils of Gensokyo.

We would have 10+ kids and they would use their Oni strength to work the fields. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY LIVING THE RUSTIC LIFE OF A MEDIEVAL FARMER! Then I would retire and use my shrewd business skills and outside knowledge to start a business in Hell. Maybe a bar or an Inn. Hopefully the other Oni won't eat me or beat me to a pulp in a friendly bout.

Whoever marries Yukari has it made though. She could port you back to the real world whenever you want. She could even port you into a bank and you could steal that billion dollars. Hell, just go around robbing as many banks as you want. You could live out your life with Yukari as the most notorious bandit couple of all time.

>>7610408
I don't know...
Between Oni being unable to lie and Oni simply not wanting to due to pride, I think the latter is more liable.

I can't really understand what biological feature of theirs would physically prevent them from lying.

I wish Yuugi would make me her personal slab of fuck meat that she uses and throws me way until she is in the mood for more. Her sweaty athletic body towers over my puny pathetic one. Chuckles at the site of my penis saying how it wont do anything to her but will do it out of pity for me.