/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14421831
>A fox you want is it? Hmm? A fuzzy creature to soothe your heart? Well, I cna do that jsut fine... Just sign here, I'll get you a fox all right...

>>14095430
Very well Anon! Time for a reward!

Card A: You never can have too much of a good thing and the same goes for her chest!
I've taken the liberty of playing some magical plastic surgery and giving your wife's bust a boost! Sending her up to E cups!....But I may have 'forgotten' to tell it when to stop so don't be surprised if it keeps going up to...oh, I don't know...the size of wrecking balls?
I'm sure you'll find something to cover her, although I hope you don't mind her being a stay at home mom.
I've also taken the liberty of making them immune to reduction, can't have the sabbath ruining her can we?

Card B: Age is such a terrible thing, so full of wrinkles and droopage, and crows feet...
So lets remove that from the equation!
You wife is now dead as a doornail! although I did bring her back as a zombie.
Don't worry, she still remembers you...kinda...and I made sure that she'll stay a zombie forever so we don't have anyone else messing with her new, ageless body.

Card C Well, lets get her pumped up! Can't have anyone stealing you from her can we?
I made a few minor tweaks and have set her up so that she'll easily be able to out wrestle any oni's who get in her way....but what about ushis? And Dragons? And other girls I bumped up?
To fix that I've made it so that she's going to keep up with the rest, growing to an impressive eleven feet and with enough muscle to bench elephants without trouble!...although cuddling safely may be a little more difficult now. No removing it either! Wouldn't want her to be unable to protect you would we?

(Cont)

>>14057496
>>14057481

Ok boys, for those who drew a card, you get your waifu but....I decided to add a few things.

1. She's a little older than you probably expected, her hair's graying and there's crows feet at the edges of her eyes, looking her race's equivalent of 60.
That's not all, I figured that I'd change a couple things and take a few years off your life.
Well, enough to make you 13 again.
Whichever works.
And don't think about using any cake's or potions, because I've made sure that the only way you're getting older is through the old fashioned way.
Same with her.


2. Enjoy her, just don't mind the extra scales, claws, and sharp fangs.
See, I figured that I'd make her a little more ferocious than normal, putting her a step away from her old form.
Oh, she's still got the drive to breed but she's almost feral.
No furry though, I wouldn't wish that on even the worst, damned soul.

3. Here she is, just with that lust factor of her's dialed up to 11. She's always in heat, always whining for lust, and always dripping with need.
Why, she's got so much need that she can barely function for an hour or two before breaking down and craving the D.

Box Congratulations! You have a kobold that looks like she's spent an entire life time eating at McDonalds.
She leaves hamplanet behind as could be a hamuniverse.
She's a really sweetie though and loves to cuddle.
Oh, and don't anticipate making her lose the extra weight, I've made sure of that.

Leaving You're now haunted by a ghostly alp who will always play your games, eat your snacks, and generally lounge around your house.

Take care Anon, I hope you chose correctly.

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Very well Anons, the contract is signed and the choices are made...

1. You get your favorite race (Roll if you "love them all") you want with your favorite body type....except that sweet attitude has gone sour (or sour gone sweet).
Whatever your favorite personality is she doesn't have it, in fact she has your absolute least favorite, although she will stay with you for life.
Oh, and for those who go with the heavy yan/tsun, they will be the more mild types.
It's boring if she kills you too early.
And no personality changes! Only I can do that.

2. Your wife has your favorite personality and is your favorite race but she's a bit...thicker...than you wanted (or thinner)
Be it loli, CC, Muscled, or FAT she's got your least favorite body type. I hope you don't mind some meat on (or off) those bones...OH WAIT!
And no, you can't change it with a workout or some food.

3. She's got the looks, she's got the personality, the only thing she doesn't have is the race, she's now your least favorite race (Barring Mantago or Cait Sith, those would be far too boring if everyoen said it now wouldn't it?). Hope you don't mind a few tentacles or feathers!
Again, no changing it with magic now!

Leave You soda and beer is forever flat.

And don't try to leave her or mistreat her, if you do Anon anon now has a new alp to bully.
The alp being you.

>>13444985
>Purple
No time shenanigans, instead you get to enjoy being strapped to a metal table, next to your rolled Monster Girl, and standing above the two of you a mad Lich and Apophis. Because Purple is my favorite color, you can roll a 1-3, to determine the outcome here! Your fate is controlled by a Random Number Generator, good luck!

>1
The experiment fails, swapping your personality with the Monster Girl's. The Apophis and Lich bail for Mexico, making it irreversible. What are your new personalities like?

>2
The experiment succeeds, and you and the Monster Girl swap bodies. The Apophis and Lich bail, but will likely be in town for a week, giving you a short time window to fix the problem. Will you and your Monster Girl be able to succeed or will your new bodies prove to big a challenge to overcome?

>3
The experiment fails, and both you and the Monster Girl are now required to be within 20 feet of each other at all times, and are unable to get further away. The Apophis and Lich bail for Sweden and get blown up by Muslims, making it irreversible. How do you two fair, being a thorn in each others side?

>Orange
Thanks to time shenanigans ensuing, you're now in an alternate reality, where you are the single father of an adopted Monster Girl you rolled! She'll be a cute young girl, attentive and longing for her father's affection. As time goes on, however, she'll become further and further dependent on your affection, forgoing friends and a social life to be with her daddy. Try to fight her affections and you'll end up wishing you hadn't. As her father, how will you approach this situation without a bad end?

Well boys, I hope the outcomes you all get will give you a happy life with your new girl. Enjoy!

>>13058349
>3. Intense Suffering over a long period of time.
Punishment: Dark Priest's Servant
Duration: 5 Years
You now serve the fallen church, a slave to all their orders! Now, you start getting submissive fantasies, it's unfortunately not like what you think. None of the church members will have your way with you, and a cursed belt will prevent you from getting off during your five years of servitude. Combine this with how lewd their demands can be, such as watching a newly wed couple have intercourse, and you'll likely become insanely frustrated. Try not to show your excitement though, as doing so or stepping out of line might encourage some priests to pull out their inquisition torture tools. They'll place an immortality spell on you, to prevent you from ever dying, though when you have spikes crushed into you, I'm sure you'll probably wish you had. Just obey their orders, however difficult, lewd, or painful they may be, and show no sexual excitement, and try to avoid being near them when they feel mischievous and simultaneously near them when they need to give an order to you and this punishment should be peachy!

Now, to make things a slight more interesting, if you don't like the punishment you got out of this lot, you're more than welcome to take the secret box punishment. Though it's length and intensity is a mystery, and you're stuck with it should you choose it. Don't blame me if you aren't a fan of it.

>>12977964
Now when have I ever scammed, lied, or lead you fair gents astray?