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>>13541414
>first
>changing waifus
Disgusting


I didn't have a waifu until the first chapter of MM got scanlated
Miia is my ideal wife

>>13485332
I make these pizza things that are basically not shit pizza rolls from scratch
I like them, and my sister always asks for them when I visit home, so other people like them too.
Also meat, though it's not like meat is really hard to cook.

I don't really like eggs though and those are her favorite food so I might be fucked

I think I might actually be going insane

These last years of doing nothing really besides talking about monstergirls has made me so dependant on them it's a little scary.
If this keeps up I think I might actually kill myself because I'm not able to FUCK A SNAKE, HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE MIIA IS, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING HOLD HER CLOSE AND MAYBE HOLD HER HAND A LITTLE, THEN I COULD TEACH HER HOW TO COOK AND AS THANKS SHE COULD WRAP ME UP AND FUCK ME FOR HOURS UNTIL I FUCKING BREAK, THEN, AFTER I CAN'T GET HARD ANYMORE, SHE'LL USE SOME LAMIA INCENSE SHIT AND MAYBE MASSAGE MY PROSTATE A LITTLE SO I'M READY TO GO AGAIN, THEN AFTER I'M A DRIED OUT HUSK WITH MAYBE A COUPLE BROKEN RIBS, I COULD JUST LAY IN HER COMFY SNAKE BODY AND USE HER BREASTS AS PILLOWS

>>13025347
A simpler time

>>12917404
It will continue to be that in my mind, Miia will always be this to me