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>>20079489
Hmmm, No.

>>20038109
To wake up like this with my doting maids. That would be the life.

>>19218192
Okay but what about this?

>>18591445
They are better teammates than rivals, but I would still enjoy their sarcastic banter.

>>18334271
Do this a bunch of times until they evolve

>>18088755
only every time they're mentioned.

>>17889490
2 is good. A nice Kiki and Shog who learn to overcome their differences and work together would be just the best.

3 is good too, but only if they're triplets.

>>17529053
I may be hopeless for Shogs, but I've always believed that both is good. So why not both?
>>17529022
Definitely in the top ten for best life hacks MGs.

>>17480102
>>17480101
Yep. I'll take two

>>16933438
I mean, I prefer to have both anyway.

>>16888214
You know which two.

>>16533694
Heresy, but the good kind.

>>16494637
Quite well.

>>16289004
the ONLY time you'd accept it?

>>15874213
I suppose you're right
>>15874225
>>15874237
I like to imagine they would be good friends. The Kikis natural possessiveness would make her rather tsundere with the Shog, while the Shogs smugdere would ensure a magnetic circle of BANTZ that would slowly draw them together.

kikimoras and shoggoths should work together for the sake of their masters
>be living with a kiki and shog for about a year now
>they can't seem to stand each other
>the only thing they can agree on is that they'd do anything for you
>one day you're coming back from grocery shopping with them
>they're busy squabbling in font of you when you feel a tug at your shoulder
>you're suddenly getting picked up by a ushi-oni missing her seal talking about snu-snu
>you'd call out to your maids to save you, but there's nothing they can do, right?
>"MEIDO FUSION POWAA!"
>what?
>watch in amazement as shog envelops kiki in a sailor moon-esque transformation sequence
>hair lengthens and ends in slimy tentacles, sclera turns black, and feathers turn purple
>the finishing touch is a skimpy, writhing maid uniform with several glowing eyes
>"Claws off our master," your shog/kiki (shiki?) says in a synthesized voice
>she forms a wicked broom out of slime and deals a devastating blow to the ushi
>the force of the strike causes your attacker to release you and fly back several feet
>she gets back up to charge your maid, but you notice the eyes on her aberrant clothes shine brighter
>"MASTAH LOVE LOVE BEAM!"
>there's a flash of light and the ushi is engulfed in a large explosion, falling to the ground unconscious
>you're still having trouble understanding what just happened when your maid asks "Shall we return home?"

>>15807598
Why not both?

They are built for teamwork and threeway marriage.

>>15744918
i choose the only logical option.

>>15590378
Only one thing you can do. Unite and capitalize.

>>15579635
>you will never be the head butler in a demons household, charged with managing the unruly staff.