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Witch touhou is objectively the coolest.

>>6759421
Cirno wouldnt attack a weakling. You are mistaking her for that other trouble maker that would attack you, rape you with a hot poker then leave with all your belongings.

Get out of the way, bitch.

Me and my former high school crush a friends with benefits now. This is the first time I've ever had sex on a regular basis, yet I still prefer 2D girls to 3D girls.

2D girls get my dick harder (is there something wrong with me? Somehow seeing and touching a real girls doesn't do it for me), fapping is nowhere near as straining as sex but still leads to the same few seconds of orgasm, my hand can be as tight as I want it to be, not even a girl's virgin ass can compete with my grip. Only thing I might miss is the feeling of of filling up a girl with my cum, but that pleasure is more psychological than physical.

TL;DR: Sex is overrated. You're not missing out.

I once met a Marisa at EB Games, she was blonde too

don't mind me, just flying around with my pimp hat and beam of love, gettin all the girls