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>>12044717

>>11924562
Yes.
As expected of Lady Yukari.

>>10972401
Oh... I'm sure a lot of things from the moon can be helpful. But how are you going to get all of that?

>>9890077
We all know who's fault this is.

Because she's the hero Gensokyo deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her, because she can take it, because she's not a hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight."

>>8823201
Yeah, Kaguya is rather generic looking.
She doesn't even have a hat.

>>8628302
I don't think you can fix what is fundamentally broken.

I do know they give treatment to pedophiles though. They have them masturbate to normal, fully grown women. Psychologists says that it helps them associate pleasure with grown women, so they leave the kids alone.

I have no idea if this works on gays though. I believe they are a lost case. Oh well, more for me.

>>8508081
Imagine that this asshole gets sent to jail for rape, right?

Said asshole gets the rough treatment since day 1 because the girl was the local crime lord's little sister.

Not even for a second does he stop to ponder that he should not have done so, or that said thing is wrong in the first place.

Did the punishment matter?

>>8246268
>>8246370
>>8246409
I never said fight Yukari. In fact I am against such a thing.
She gave you a chance to escape, that's where the planning should be. Trying to defeat Yukari would be a moot fight. You need to think of a clever plan to escape, all of which she is probably aware of, but curious to see if you can figure any of them out.
Any successful or fail escape plan merely serves for her own amusement.

Maybe outsmart other Touhous, though, if it's necessary to escape.

>>8246385
The idea is that they only hate you at first. One must work to gain respect and not just NEET around and be unsocial in your house.

>>7955880

>Yukari is dying

This is my pet theory:

Gensokyo isn't a secluded paradise or a refuge. It's a seed. Yukari is the greatest benefactor of mankind in fact. Once the time is right (probably has something to do with the outside world and what goes on there) Gensokyo will once again rejoin the world, ushering in a new era of renewed spirituality and mythical creatures. She's not dying but simply extending her lifespan in order to actually see her plan succeed.

Also that's why she spirits away humans to Gensokyo. She wants to show it to people from the outside, so that they become aware of it and begin to be certain in Gensokyo's actuality.

Yukari

Yukari no doubt. Blond hair, nice body, beautiful hair.

Is her eyes closed or......

I'd try and get in good standing with Chen and Ran first, wooing them with my musical ways and convincing them to let me stay with them due to my circumstances. I'd help them around the house, learn about youkai ways, and entertain them as best I can. Maybe I'd do errands around Gensokyo and meet everyone else. Who knows, maybe I'd somehow learn some magic while I'm at it.

Then once my lovely Yukari woke up I'd try to play around with her gaps as much as I could and get her to see just how clever this human is. I'd try to be alpha enough to get her interested, then serenade her into my lover. Ah, if only.