/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36833382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ofk8ff5mbU
GOOD EVENING, USHIROMIYA BAAAATTLEEEER! It is I, the Golden Witch, Beatrice, who has lived for a thousand years, here to inform you that we are another day closer to the day I am announced as a playable fighter in the game you humans refer to as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
>B-But Beatrice-sama, Umineko's a VN! VNs aren't games!
"cackles"
Unfortunately for you, Umineko is universally considered to be a video game by all who acknowledge my existence, and is even listed as having one of the longest "game" scripts!
>But Beatrice-sama, surely Phoenix Wright or Monokuma will get in as the VN rep!
"cackles"
Unlike these two nobodies, the legend of the Golden Witch is known far and wide by all mortal humans! When They Cry is far more relevant currently than these dead franchises! I'll even say it in red! 'Ace Attorney and Danganronpa are dead franchises!' HIIIYAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Higurashi Gou is airing, Umineko Saku is coming to the Switch, and Ciconia is currently ongoing! There's no better time for me to grace my presence in the biggest gaming crossover of all time!
>BUT BEATRICE-SAMA, IT IS I, USHIROMIYA BATTLER, WHO WILL MAKE IT IN! AHHHH IT'S USELESS, IT'S ALL USELESS, UOOOOOOOOOO
"cackles"
AHIYAHAHAHAHA! You're nothing more than furniture! Understand? Fuuuurnituuuure! You think Sakurai would let lowly fuuuurnituuuuure who isn't nearly as iconic as my beautiful visage into the game? Keep on dreaming, USHIROMIYA BATTLERRRRRRRRRRRRR~ AHIYAHAHAHAYHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHIYAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>36694879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ofk8ff5mbU
GOOD EVENING, USHIROMIYA BAAAATTLEEEER! It is I, the Golden Witch, Beatrice, who has lived for a thousand years, here to inform you that we are another day closer to the day I am announced as a playable fighter in the game you humans refer to as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
>B-But Beatrice-sama, Umineko's a VN! VNs aren't games!
"cackles"
Unfortunately for you, Umineko is universally considered to be a video game by all who acknowledge my existence, and is even listed as having one of the longest "game" scripts!
>But Beatrice-sama, surely Phoenix Wright or Monokuma will get in as the VN rep!
"cackles"
Unlike these two nobodies, the legend of the Golden Witch is known far and wide by all mortal humans! When They Cry is far more relevant currently than these dead franchises! I'll even say it in red! 'Ace Attorney and Danganronpa are dead franchises!' HIIIYAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Higurashi Gou is airing, Umineko Saku is coming to the Switch, and Ciconia is currently ongoing! There's no better time for me to grace my presence in the biggest gaming crossover of all time!
>BUT BEATRICE-SAMA, IT IS I, USHIROMIYA BATTLER, WHO WILL MAKE IT IN! AHHHH IT'S USELESS, IT'S ALL USELESS, UOOOOOOOOOO
"cackles"
AHIYAHAHAHAHA! You're nothing more than furniture! Understand? Fuuuurnituuuure! You think Sakurai would let lowly fuuuurnituuuuure who isn't nearly as iconic as my beautiful visage into the game? Keep on dreaming, USHIROMIYA BATTLERRRRRRRRRRRRR~ AHIYAHAHAHAYHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHIYAHAHAHAHAAHA

I need help. Someone's attacking my illusion and I fear they are starting to convince the audience that I might be a fraud. I've outright denied any wrongdoing and I've pointed out flaws in their reasoning but they have factual links to prove me otherwise! Help me out here, I can't let the illusion be destroyed...

>>16395250
Ha, I wondered about those random "Beato" posts. Always thought they were bumps.

And to answer your question, which Beato's are you talking about? I like to keep Yasu and Beato seperated. So my favourite Beato is smug Beato.

>>16294327
I'd love to see you try, USHIROMIYA BLACKURAAAAAA!!!!!

>>16101372
/RED/ Gohda left for the servants room to get the master key.

>>16101401
I will define it for your slow-witted brain then!
/RED/ The people surrounding the garden shed while Gohda fetched the master key were:
Krauss, Jessica, Rudolf, Kyrie, Battler, Eva, Hideyoshi, George, Rosa, Maria, Nanjo, Kumasawa, Shannon, Kanon and Genji.

>>16101371
What a silly question.
/RED/ Only one person could be "the masked villain" at any one time. Furthermore, even in the dead of night, Battler would have seen if the masked villain would be anyone else like, say, Maria. The villain was an adult.

I might add, in this scenario Battler is the detective. He cannot be the culprit.

>>16019335
Not anymore you don't

>>15820819
/RED/ Yasu, Shannon or Kanon are not a part of this game, as stated at the start.

But I will repeat some reds.
/RED/ Krauss was killed. His head was chopped off his body and thrown into the fireplace to burn!
/RED/ The body and head definitely belonged to Krauss!
/RED/ Krauss was not killed by any of the victims of the first Twilight! Nor was he killed by any one the cousins!
/RED/ AFTER KILLING KRAUSS, THE KILLER LEFT THE ROOM UNSCATHED!

WITHOUT LOVE IT CAN NOT BE SEEN

Does anyone like the new character sprites?

>>11076715
I hope you die in a fire.