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BUIIIII!!!!!

>>19185661
The tale of Puffy
>Puffy had grown to love her life in the woods after discovering there were many fruit trees further in.
>She ate of them greedily and grew even plumper than before.
>Not wanting for food, she gathered as much as she could and traded it with the passing merchants for among other things, whole holstaur milk making her even curvier and voluptuous than one could ever imagine possible.
>She even found wild grapes and cultivated them into wine which she too traded until becoming vastly rich, and turning her stick house into a stick mansion.
>An entire mansion made out of sticks.
>STICKS.
>She became known as the wild forest dwelling drunk and partied every night away in lovely splendor.
>That is until a big burly wolf showed up at her door with a pig tied up and flung over his shoulder.
>"Sis! Run away while you can!" Stuffy cried.
>Drunk, Puffy instead invited the wolf in for a drink.
>The wolf was happy to agree.
>She poured him glass after glass of the most fantastic wine. Eventually 5 glasses transformed into 20 and those turned into 40 until at last the wolf was rowdily intoxicated.
>"You sure look tasty" said the wolf.
>Puffy, more than flattered said, I'd be happy to give you a taste~ and spread her gorgeous thighs for the wolf.
>"Awoooooo" The wolf howled and pounced onto Puffy.
>He huffed
>He puffed
>He blew his load inside her. Having at last been satisfied, the wolf fell asleep.
>Puffy, ever the craftiest of the three sisters then dragged the sleeping wolf out of her house and punted him into the cold.
>She then locked the door.
>Once she had untied Stuffy she contacted the authorities and went to bed with Stuffy.
>The next morning, the wolf awoke in a jail cell.
>Angered, he kicked open the iron bars and raped the young kobold standing guard before making his escape.
>He made his way back to the forest and trudged up to the door.
>He slammed his fist against the wood, barking, "LITTLE PIGS LITTLE PIGS! LET ME IN!"
>Puffy already drunk as usual opened the window of her second floor, and called down, "Not *hic* by the hear of ar stecky slutty slits!~"
>She then threw out an empty wine bottle aimed squarely at his forehead and cracked his skull with a KACK!
>Rubbing his injury, the wolf roared in rage.
>"Why I outta-"
>Once again he was stumped he had been outsmarted and seduced by those delicious little pigs. He stroked his beard and wandered off into the forest.
>He found a stump and sat down pondering how he'd get to eat them. Clearly he had to step up his romantic gestures if he was going to get at those fat thighs again.
>He sat and thought then he thought some more.
>Then once again, the eldritch light bulb zapped into existence over his head.
>"You must show them the depths of your burning love." the light bulb spoke.
>The wolf sat a moment before-
>running away screaming into the forest.
>It was in the heat of the moment when the wolf had a brilliant idea.
>"I'll burn the house down!" he howled with a snap of his fingers.
>He went back to the mansion and grabbed the empty wine bottle and went back to town where he purchased some gasoline. He poured the gasoline into the wine bottle and stuffed a rag into the hole.
>He raced back to the manor and having acquired a lighter, lit the rag on fire and called out to the pigs.
>"LITTLE PIGS LITTLE PIGS! LET ME IN!"
>"I already told you, you big dumb wolf! Not by the hair of our sticky slutty slits!" Puffy crowed and threw another empty wine bottle at the wolf.
>The wolf deftly dodged the bottle and glared at the now vacant window.
>"Eh suit yourself." the wolf sighed and lit a fire under their fat asses.
>Puffy and Stuffy laughed as they began to drink more wine.
>Suddenly Puffy sniffed.
>"Hey sis, do you smell bacon?"
>"I don't really smell anything because of my nose." she snuffled.
>Puffy sniffed again, "Well something's frying and it smells really good."
>"Aw I'm jealous." Snuffy buied.
>They went back to drinking and then Puffy felt a strange burning on her posterior.
>She looked down to notice her tail was on fire.
>"Odd." she said, and took another sip of wi-
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>"Oh god I'm on fire, help!" Puffy cried dropping to the ground and rolling about like a lunatic. Snuffy ran to get some water only to open the door and find the entire house was on fire.
>They began to panic as the fire spread throughout their bedroom, at first running around in cricles and as the fire crept closer, Stuffy found her courage and dragged her drunken sister through the burning house.
>They flung themselves out the front door and made it out just in time as the stick manor collapsed into a burning heap.
>"My house!" Puffy cried out only to tremble with fear as she heard foot steps approaching from behind.
>The wolf stood grinning with a fully raised "claw" ready to slash them apart.

I should really go to bed, but I want to finish this damn story first.

>>19170093
I can make it work. Each one gets their own weekday with me, and on the weekends are for group fun

>>19033264
H'orcs are nice and all, but I'll always prefer having a harem of p'orcs, five to be exact, without a h'orc.