/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cmon /jp/, GET INTO SHAPE, I know all of you can get into Caltech if you worked at it. Just think of what Yukari would say to you after that, "Hey anon, want to integrate my gap?" and you'd be all like "Hell yeah I can do that." then a short while later you end up in gensoukyou because you chose to quit being a lazy ass.
Get off your ass and goooooooooo

>a hideous old hag walks toward him.

Don't speak ill of my love. Yukari is a beautiful and sophisticated woman and you will treat her as such.

British

Delicious Yukari

>>5822871
>Are you ready to win her heart, /jp/?

My body is ready. I want her to sexually manhandle me.

Also, where's my Touhou dating sim?

Captcha: Meeting Petrograd

Smells like seventeen spirit.

Has ZUN ever defined how far "Manipulation of all boundaries" goes?

I hear people saying shit like manipulating the boundaries between this and this but how much is actually possible?

I might need to read the rest of the official stuff but all I've seen Yukari do is use it for transportation.

>>5514607

Not the person you're talking to but are you implying that I can't enjoy loli while admiring the curves of an adult woman?

Because humans naturally must strive for perfection, but never achieve it. Doing so would take away our reason for existing.

And Yukari is pretty much fucking perfect.

>>4954237
It's not bad, it's just really harder to be a good player with a keyboard. If you're a beginner, it's even harder. You should really use a gamepad (or an arcade stick).

>>4702334
Thank you.

You are now imagining Yukari's lips sliding up and down your shaft, and the sensation of her tongue gently teasing the head as she slowly sucks you to an explosively good orgasm.

Old one is dead.

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